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Title: Of Pervy-No-Good Teasings and A New Year Gift
Pairings: Yunjae
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: A bunch of nonsense pervy stuff written at 5 in the morning. Read at your risk of another time-wasting post.
Genre: Failed crack.
Summary: Yunho is constantly using perverted stances and perverted teasings to annoy the heck out of Jaejoong.
Of No-Good-Pervy Teasings and A New Year Gift
The car makes a sudden turn, causing Jaejoong's small body to crash onto Yunho's:
"I know you can't get enough of me baby, and you know I can't get enough of choo either," Yunho said before blowing a kiss in Jaejoong's direction.
The man stared in disgust. He couldn't believe what he had just heard. That pervert was up to his no-good-pervy teasings again.
"..."
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They come across a naked statue of a man.
"Ohhh man, that thing is big!" Jaejoong exclaimed, his binoculars viewing closer onto the manhood of the statue. He was simply jealous that his member wasn't as big as the statue's was.
"If you want to see big, it'll be a pleasure to show you mine," Yunho whispered in Jaejoong's ears as the latter feels the hair on his body rising.
"..."
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Jaejoong waited patiently at the bus station for the bus to come, but to his surprise, Yunho showed up with his black convertable. The weather was a bit chilly, and it looks like it'll rain soon too.
"Do you mind giving me a ride?"
"You can ride me all you want baby. I'm all yours."
"I meant your car."
"You wanna ride my... car?"
"Yes Yunho."
"And not me?"
"Why would I wanna ride you?"
"Because I am handsome and big."
"Your car looks handsome, and it looks big too. Bigger than you."
"..."
"It can't perform as well as I can."
"..."
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They drove across a candy store.
"Jaejoong, do you want some candy?"
"No. Why are you asking me that? I'm not a kid."
Leaving his question unanswered, Yunho turned on his car stereo, playing 50 Cent's song "The Candy Shop."
Jaejoong stared in disgust. Oh... he meant THAT candy...well, I wouldn't mind some of that hot thing in this chilly weather.
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It's New Year, and everything is red and gold. Especially that thong hanging over there... HUH? THONG?!!
Jaejoong ran over to the corner near the fireplace and snatched down the thong that was hanging from the ceiling. It was a beautiful thong, he must admit (cuz he's a fan of thongs). It had golden lacings and the rest of the thong was red. BRIGHT RED. On the front of the thong, it stated "Jung Yunho's Property."
Nearby laid a letter:
Dear my sweet ass baby:
You have the sweetest and softest ass in town. Whenever you bend down, I just wish I can spank you and bang you on the spot. To start off 2010, I give you a thong to further emphasize my desire for you. I know how much you love thongs. Everytime you go to Victoria Secret, I knew you'd glance over to the sexy sections of thongs for women and imagine how sexy you'd look in them. Well, I'll tell you what. I've made this fantasy of yours come true. You've probably worn a thong before, in secret of course, but I'd like you to wear this thong the next time you see me in private.
Your love,
Jung Yunho
P.S. I'll do you so well, you'll want a whole pack of different colored thongs (which I've already got for you at my place, all you need to do is show up and get fucked).
Pairings: Yunjae
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: A bunch of nonsense pervy stuff written at 5 in the morning. Read at your risk of another time-wasting post.
Genre: Failed crack.
Summary: Yunho is constantly using perverted stances and perverted teasings to annoy the heck out of Jaejoong.
Of No-Good-Pervy Teasings and A New Year Gift
The car makes a sudden turn, causing Jaejoong's small body to crash onto Yunho's:
"I know you can't get enough of me baby, and you know I can't get enough of choo either," Yunho said before blowing a kiss in Jaejoong's direction.
The man stared in disgust. He couldn't believe what he had just heard. That pervert was up to his no-good-pervy teasings again.
"..."
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They come across a naked statue of a man.
"Ohhh man, that thing is big!" Jaejoong exclaimed, his binoculars viewing closer onto the manhood of the statue. He was simply jealous that his member wasn't as big as the statue's was.
"If you want to see big, it'll be a pleasure to show you mine," Yunho whispered in Jaejoong's ears as the latter feels the hair on his body rising.
"..."
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Jaejoong waited patiently at the bus station for the bus to come, but to his surprise, Yunho showed up with his black convertable. The weather was a bit chilly, and it looks like it'll rain soon too.
"Do you mind giving me a ride?"
"You can ride me all you want baby. I'm all yours."
"I meant your car."
"You wanna ride my... car?"
"Yes Yunho."
"And not me?"
"Why would I wanna ride you?"
"Because I am handsome and big."
"Your car looks handsome, and it looks big too. Bigger than you."
"..."
"It can't perform as well as I can."
"..."
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They drove across a candy store.
"Jaejoong, do you want some candy?"
"No. Why are you asking me that? I'm not a kid."
Leaving his question unanswered, Yunho turned on his car stereo, playing 50 Cent's song "The Candy Shop."
Jaejoong stared in disgust. Oh... he meant THAT candy...well, I wouldn't mind some of that hot thing in this chilly weather.
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It's New Year, and everything is red and gold. Especially that thong hanging over there... HUH? THONG?!!
Jaejoong ran over to the corner near the fireplace and snatched down the thong that was hanging from the ceiling. It was a beautiful thong, he must admit (cuz he's a fan of thongs). It had golden lacings and the rest of the thong was red. BRIGHT RED. On the front of the thong, it stated "Jung Yunho's Property."
Nearby laid a letter:
Dear my sweet ass baby:
You have the sweetest and softest ass in town. Whenever you bend down, I just wish I can spank you and bang you on the spot. To start off 2010, I give you a thong to further emphasize my desire for you. I know how much you love thongs. Everytime you go to Victoria Secret, I knew you'd glance over to the sexy sections of thongs for women and imagine how sexy you'd look in them. Well, I'll tell you what. I've made this fantasy of yours come true. You've probably worn a thong before, in secret of course, but I'd like you to wear this thong the next time you see me in private.
Your love,
Jung Yunho
P.S. I'll do you so well, you'll want a whole pack of different colored thongs (which I've already got for you at my place, all you need to do is show up and get fucked).