Shoot Me

[amyopal17]

Talking about the new Jane Austen movie with my mom and sister, this is what happened when my dad came in...

"blahblahblah about the movie"
My Dad: "What are you talking about?"
Me: "Jane Austen"
Dad: "oh, I don't know who that is"
Me:"... ... ... Jane Austen"
Dad: "No I don't know who that is"
Me: "The author?"
Dad: "I don't really know American authors"

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[utahbound]

lol amy I have an even better one for you. seriously. itgoes lik this.
Me: so Ive been reading the bible a lot lately.
Dad: good. its about damn time.
6 minutes later. Were all in the living room. Lttle brother and his best friend, who has an unbelievable amount ofhair, are sitting on the couch. little brother goes to tuch best friends hair. result.
BF: NO!
Dad: what, are you like Samson?
LB:whos Samson?
Ignorant buffoon whose genes I carry: Read your mythology.

[x47]

The sad thing is I wasn't sure who Jane Austen was until I read this entry.