but I'm not very good at it. I mean, not only is my technique clearly ineffective, I don't know how much longer I'll be able to keep up the "I'm-just-an-innocent-and-absentminded-girl-who-got-dazed-at-the-mall" act. They're bound to catch on to me eventually, and then I'll have to go to jail.
Gosh, I can't believe you would send me to jail for a few outfits, Israel.
well, you're absolutely right. No one has told me anything about how sweet they would look on you. Do you mean sweet like, "awww...Israel's so cute!" or sweet like, "dang! Israel's lookin' fine tonight!"
When the tow truck driver was taking my car keys from me so he could give them to the repair shop people last week, he asked what I needed off the key ring. He gave me my house key and then asked about another one on the ring. I told him I needed that one too. It was your spare car key and I figured we would probably be sorry if I didn't have it with me at all times. ;)
I'm surprised this is your first shoplifting attempt. Your mom must have been too tired to think clearly when her reaction was surprise.
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Gosh, I can't believe you would send me to jail for a few outfits, Israel.
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Just wondering.
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the pains we take to look good..lol
:) How ya doing?
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When the tow truck driver was taking my car keys from me so he could give them to the repair shop people last week, he asked what I needed off the key ring. He gave me my house key and then asked about another one on the ring. I told him I needed that one too. It was your spare car key and I figured we would probably be sorry if I didn't have it with me at all times. ;)
I'm surprised this is your first shoplifting attempt. Your mom must have been too tired to think clearly when her reaction was surprise.
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