my dog licked my balls

Jun 08, 2008 23:09

im drinking a 40 of steel reserve ( Read more... )

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an_accident June 10 2008, 20:47:46 UTC
yeah you coulda used those coupons.
the only way i can handle life right now is by having a really twisted sense of humor.

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alycatison June 10 2008, 02:59:35 UTC
I've been that girl.
Thanks for being that awesome. :)

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an_accident June 10 2008, 20:48:25 UTC
ditto.
there's truth in every joke.
but ive never been covered in someone else's vomit.
although i've drank a 40 in an alley while being homeless.

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sensible_jenna June 17 2008, 23:00:00 UTC
i have always thought that pregnancy test commercials were so off! anyone who wants to get pregnant doesn't typically buy one of them unless there is an issue with conception. i have always thought that there should be a commercial with a girl curled up on her bed, bawling... the camera pans thru the bedroom, past her dresser, littered in torn up letters and smashed pictures..it gets to the bathroom to show the positive test sitting on the sink, and in the background you hear the girl blurt out between sobs, "that cheating motherfucker! why wouldn't he tell me he was married?"

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