my shift key is broken. that has nothing to do with what i am about to tell you. however, it does have something to do with how i am going to tell you whatever i am about to tell you. the story begins like this ( Read more... )

my shift key isn't working right now...we are all going thru hard times ( Read more... )

I just made Betty Crocker Creamy Potato Casserole from a box that clearly stated "Best if used by December 2004". I am a ticking time bomb. This is the most lethal I have ever been in my entire life; even with my green belt in karate ( Read more... )

i believe that unicorns pee root beer.

dylan

Please, help I can't stop listening to OutKast.
I don't know how the rest of the world percieves OutKast... but... but... I think I like it.

"dylan, How do you feel about Jesus?"
"I like Mr. Rogers more."

Who wouldn't! To go up against the words of Outkast "I know you think you your shit don't stink."

Mr. Rogers shit don't stink. His shit smells like roses.

dylan

I just saw this guy in The Land of Pretend. Yeah, this guy was in the one Mr. Rogers does on his show. He had on the best sweater ever ( Read more... )

I am starting to reconize different types of overcast in Seattle. So far I have three main ones...

Grey
Silver
Blue.

Blue is my favorite, it is also the least common. It is generally blue right before the showers. Drizzle comes in with the grey. Most of the time it is silver here. It is silver right now. Silver is my least favorite.

dylan

This is Cactus Buddy staring longedly out the window. He is such a day dreamer. It is odd how you live with something for awhile and you forget all the highlights. A child was at my apt yesterday and she was amazed by Cactus Buddy. "Look mom! He has a cactus that is growing hair!" Indeed, Cactus Buddy is well aware of his white locks where as I had ( Read more... )

I am re-doing my resume right now. Well actually, I am waiting for my coffee to finish doin' its thing. I was looking up resume tips when I found this ( Read more... )