please explain to me why every single thing anyone does is fucking annoying this week. im mean, im rude, im unfair, but thats just how my clockwork functions.

bari

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she had cheez-its and shit.
play that funky music white boy.
wrong. wrong.
shoot it to the J! SHOOT IT!
not the gumdrop buttons!
"now im in the closet. now im in the closet toooo"

bari

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transformers.(ill take that name for i have a better moral use for it.)
i just thought of the toy and have a great idea for one. An adolescent girl. She transforms every 2 hours or so, modes like...sane, bitchface, dick sucker, sobby wobby, and gives into peer pressure easier than you can say "what have i done to myself and where have i gone?"
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I really dont give a fuck about being accepted. Hvae your fun. Ill go home early.

bari

Every fucking time i go to Subway and ask for a "footlong on white", i expect the person making the sub for me to go "I'LL give you a footlong..!" EVERY TIME. me and jess discussed this.

bari

This happened saturday night, but..i like to share. Me, Jess, and Terry played Monopoly until 3 o'clock in the morning. I have to say, Terry is the luckiest person ever. I dont know how he does it. Jess, she doesnt give up, i will give her that, me, i suck at Monopoly. just something interesting to note since i hardly update and really dont have ( Read more... )

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i can be no fun.

bari