Not!Football AU

[an_only_tree]

Untitled Colombian Project
Chapter 2
Rating: R
Summary: In which Xabi is an Arsenal fan.

Italics dialogue is Spanish. I have NO time to edit this, excuse the fuckups.

Comments

[stevxabi]

WHAT THE FUCK????
oh jesus what the hell is going on???
First steven kidnapped xabi and then martin wanted to kidnapped xabi from steven?!?!?!
oh baby this story is getting better and better i FUCKING LOVE IT!!!
and i loved that part when they played cards now that was bloody brilliant i mean playing cards with the guy who you are supposed to be torturing haha ;)
soooo excited for the next part :)

[an_only_tree]

Thank you so much, next part is up now.

WHAT THE FUCK????
oh jesus what the hell is going on???

My obituary, right there. /\

[anaile20gh]

¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿MARTIN?????????? But, pero, porque?? Amo a Martin...O.o hahahaha well, I think is the badass image of him...not complaining...ME SORPRENDISTE CON ESO!!
Amo a Masche ok?? Yes, I love him in this...

“Che, is called cheating like a pro. Ya te dije que este cabrón …”
“Fuck off, Evita, I know that word,” Dagger smirks, stubbing his latest cigarette on the aged wood of the table. HAhahahahahahahahahahahahaha...brilliant...

So...what's next?? I think I have an idea...buahahahahaha...Great chapter, love the card game.

[an_only_tree]

I think you do have an idea, but not for very long. ;)

Me gustaria sorprenderte un poco mas, aunque no tanto en el capitulo que acabo de publicar...

[ferlily1987]

ooookkk.
First of all .... Nerdy Xabi, wearing glases.

[an_only_tree]

Don't know why, maybe it's just me being weird

We can be weird together then because that's exactly what the "artist" meant, if anybody were to ask you like they used to at school. ;)

Your comment is freaking AWESOME, thank you. But nothing is more awesome than that bunny. I can't stop staring!

[unmomentoxfavor]

omg I've been so busy... i just finished both chapters and... asdfghjklasdfghjkl literally can't wait to see where this is going (tho I'm mad because skittles is my baby and you just killed him... what's up with that?!?!? :p) anyways, loving the story -so far- Masch is my fav, this part "Why’d he send you, did he think I’d get sentimental?”... “Nah, I’m the most annoying one he’s got, ‘s all, weapon of mass irritation. If you don’t eat, I’m going to break into song. How do you feel about reggaeton?” I almost peed myself from laughing! it's awesome!
and this: "“Steven Gerrard, Scouse Jackass only to close friends.” uhhh... sassy Stevie is my favourite!
Can't wait for more! :D

[an_only_tree]

I'm mad because skittles is my baby and you just killed him... what's up with that?!?!? :p

I'm kind of evil and made up my mind that you can't get attached to ANYONE in this story. ;)

I'm really glad it's sort of clicking with you now and you're not worried about it anymore, hope you continue to enjoy it and thank you so much for taking the time to comment.

[gerlonso]

“I don’t trust a man who has no porn on his work laptop.”
lol loved that

[an_only_tree]

Hehe. I'm still trying to decide if nerd!Xabi is just very good at erasing his traces or gave up on finding any good porn like the rest of us.