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[anadamous]

Today's Qwantz is pretty hilarious.

This morning, I gave Peter a frilly heart I fashioned from tissue paper and curly ribbons. Inside: a lump of coal. Or rather, a hunk of chocolate-covered peanuts. For Peter is, sadly, a Valentine's curmudgeon. Lucky for him he's also squishy and adorable.

In other news, I watched X this weekend, and I'm

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[davedash]

"You'll thank me when you share my politics"

ha! love that. I'm so using that.

hehe... so you're saying Lisa Loeb... is just following Malcolm's lead?

[anadamous]

Oh hell yes. All of them are just trying to be Malcolm. Another case of the white man taking the black man's style.

[davedash]

She's not a man...

[anadamous]

Hey! I'm making obscene generalizations here, not being accurate!

[draconline]

I am laughing. I had never imagined you might make a frilly heart fashioned from tissue paper and curly ribbons. That is quite hilarious and strangely absurd in my vision. Although..well...I must admit I made a card where you could see the silhouette of a dove on the cover (through a circular window) and when you opened it it was actually two symmetrical doves kissing..for kris, of course. and also a very dorky box (hand-made by me!) covered in ticket stubs from movies we saw.

..fin.

[anadamous]

Hee hee.
I live for comedy!

teh imaginary hawt

[tetetetigi]

Achilles: Hot, but moody as all get out.

I think that a new formula for me is going to be, "Nothing ruins a _________ like a T-Rex barging in and declaring __________!"

Re: teh imaginary hawt

[anadamous]

Genious!

e.g.:
baby shower, "Evvvvverybody shake that thang!"

Also.

[ywong]

Heh, what I like even better is the inventor's attitude. "So, they think electric cars are slow, eh? Well, I'm going to make one faster than every other car on the PLANET!"

[anneth]

HAH! Today's is pretty good, too. Or, I mean, yesterday's. (Meh. It's not really Feb 16, is it? This is poo!)

[anadamous]

Time is poo!