It's Vaguely Welsh Fic O'Clock

[anadapta0801]

Reading the Middle English canon is much more interesting when you're simultaneously scanning it for saucy material to use for unsavoury purposes. It's not my fault de Loris and Chaucer were members of the First Curch of Perv.
This is a very roundabout way of saying there is Whovian fic behind the cut, written in highly questionable 15th century

Comments

[anadapta0801]

Can my drink be a Valerian-based date-rape cocktail? Not for myself you understand.
The only way to write Middle English is to replace the usual letters with ones a little bit like them, as we know.

...I may know that Bill Bailey bit off by heart. It may be my main resource for Middle English pronounciation.

[shinodabear]

It's a Doctor Who fic. In Middle English. This is one of the best things ever. There needs to be more like this. You are a genius and I bow before you.

[anadapta0801]

The next logical setp in filling the interweb with archaisms would be to write a Jacobean revenge tragedy featuring certain Time Lords. But someone else can do that.

[eccentrickkid]

[anadapta0801]

I would very much like to hear that. Nor would you be the first person to pod it; it appears to be a reflex action amongst certain groups.

Was your face eerily lit with soft green light too? If so I'm impressed.

[eccentrickkid]

My face is
always lit with a soft green light.

[qthewetsprocket]

0_0

This. Is. GENIUS...with the ryhme scheme fitting the altered M.E. pronunciation, and the offhand reference to a Bible story, and the creative spellynges...marry me and have my Timelets? *memories, recs, and bows lowly in worship*

With an nosegay of celerye

LOLOLOLOL!

[anadapta0801]

M.E. texts are nothing if not stuffed full of Bible references, and I am nothing if not stealing massively from said texts.
And there isn't enough rhymed fic out there. This situation must be remedied.

[reasonabsurd]

Marry me.

[anadapta0801]

I hear there's a library somewhere in Kent that does a nice autumn nerdwedding.

[reasonabsurd]

I suspect you are toying with me.

[anadapta0801]

Not at all, for I am wearing my most serious hat and thus must be perfectly serious at all times.