Because I dont want to do my contract law homework
I have 2 finals tomorrow and a paper and honestly I just need a distraction so I will do a meme.
Taken from scizojess
General
- I am 5'4 or shorter I am 5'4
- I think I'm ugly. ok like I think I am cute but nothing to really write home about
- I have many scars.
- I tan easily. oh god I do and I think its soooo cool
- I wish my hair was a different color. Yes which is why I dye it often
- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. Yes actually if you didnt know me before I turned 12 you never have seen the natural color
- I have a tattoo. - not yet
- I am self-conscious about my appearance. yes I am, the weight thing
- I have/had braces.
- I wear glasses. I love my glasses
- I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. I give a shit about scars but I would do it
- I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. the other day actually in school looking like death warmed over - it was kinda cool
- I have had more than two piercings.
- I have had piercings in places besides my ears.
- I have freckles.
Family/Home Life
- I've sworn at my parents. often
- I've run away from home.
- I've been kicked out of the house. the chain reaction from that alone...
- My biological parents are together.
- I have a sibling less than one year old.
- I want to have kids someday. I want boys. there are days I think I want kids and there are days where I think having a boy is cool. then I remember who I sometimes babysit for and I soooo change my mind
- I have children. singluar and I had given her up for adoption 15 years ago next week actually
- I've lost a child. and this one, we will just glaze over this one
Embarrassment
- I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation. once and never ever again
- Disney movies still make me cry.
- I've snorted while laughing. too many times actually
- I've laughed so hard I've cried.
- I've glued my hand to something. I was 5 and wanted to test the crazy glue - dad was not amused
- I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
- I've had my trousers rip in public. twice I think, when I was thin which is funny as hell come to think about it
- I've had stitches. yuppers from the c-section
- I've broken a bone. my ankle while chasing after this little bitch to kick her ass. it got done though then I went to the hospital
- I've had my tonsils removed.
- I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend. too many times
- I've had my wisdom teeth removed. I should go get them but I am too broke
- I've had serious surgery. see above with the stitches
- I've had chicken pox.
Traveling
- I've driven over 200 miles (1000km) in one day. Minnesota, West Virginia.. yah 200 miles aint shit try driving the 700 in a day
- I've been on a plane. Yes I have
- I've been to North America. besides living here I have been to Canada
- I've been to Niagara Falls.
- I've been to Japan.
- I've been to Europe. I have many relatives out there does that count LOL
- I've been to Africa.
Experiences
- I've been lost in my city. There were a few times I got semi-lost but nothing that a few blocks didnt take care of
- I've seen a shooting star.
- I've wished on a shooting star. I was in shock from actually seeing on that I missed it but I did it afterwards
- I've seen a meteor shower.
- I've gone out in public in my pajamas. YES all the time. I have even bought PJ's to wear to school lol
- I've pushed all the buttons in a lift. hee hee that was fun
- I've been to a casino. yes, underage as a matter of fact it was awesome
- I've been skydiving.
- I've gone skinny dipping. shhhhhh
- I've played spin the bottle. um yah see what had happened was...
- I've crashed a car. GAH it sucked but it happened kinda not my fault
- I've been skiing.
- I've been in a play. Yah in grade school
- I've met someone in person from the internet. I have met a ton of people from the internet.
- I've caught a snowflake on my tongue. that was cool
- I've seen the northern lights. yes there was time we were able to see them in Chicago I was all over it but didnt have a camera I was pissed
- I've sat on a roof top at night. yup! it was nice out
- I've played chicken. giggles... so thinking of that scene in footloose right now
- I've seen the RHPS Rocky Horror ? hell yah if you havent you need a role model
- I've eaten sushi. mmmm yes there is great place in Lincoln Park that I love
- I've been snowboarding.
Relationships
- I'm single. technically yes I am
- I'm in a relationship. a great friends with benefits one that works for me
- I'm available. sure
- I'm engaged.
- I'm married.
- I've gone on a blind date. yup, he was hot we dated for almost two years I think ... maybe not quite that long...
- I've been the dumpee more than the dumper. by now I think I am even
- I have a fear of abandonment. sorta... people always leave its just the matter of when
- I've been divorced. ok I was in a relationship for 10 years... we broke up... kinda felt like a divorce after we sold the house and he took the pup - even though I have my pup back NOW
- I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. story of my life... it happens to every one though
- I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. - yah that bit me in the ass
- I've told someone I didn't love them when I did. that bit me in the ass too
- I've kept something from a past relationship. luggage.. we all have it. its about how well its packed that keeps us sane
Sexuality
- I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
- I've kissed a member of the same gender. well obviously I have kissed my female relatives on the cheek - kinda counts
- I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender. oh yes....
- I've had sex with someone of the same gender.
- I've had sex with more than one person at the same time. lets just say... next question
- I am a cuddler. I really am and I am not ashamed of it - I snore too
- I've been kissed in the rain. yah for some reason I think I have ... just not sure who...
- I've had sex outdoors. yah... in the snow, in the rain oh yah then I have been... hee hee now I remember with who
- I've hugged a stranger. yah I knew her name and she started telling me her life story and there was a point she was upset and I just hugged her. sadly though I remember her name now and I dont know where she is but I hugged her when she cried.
- I have kissed a stranger. yah technically but um... thats too long a story and he was stupid for thinking I was my twin sister that I dont have LOL
- I have had sex with a stranger.
Honesty/Crime
- I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. yah but it wasnt like major
- I have lied to my parents about where I am. I did often
- I am keeping a secret from the world. I keep many secrets some of which are not just mine but others
- I've cheated while playing a video game. yah cheats rock
- I've cheated on a test. I have a few times
- I've driven through a red light. hee hee yes
- I've been suspended from school. twice
- I've witnessed a crime. yah...it happens
- I've been in a fist fight. a few
- I've been arrested.
- I've shoplifted. yup
Drugs/Alcohol
- I've consumed alcohol. yuppers
- I have/do smoke(d) cigarettes. Winston Select if you can find them if not Marlboro 42's
- I have/do smoke(d) pot. yup I have done and had pot brownies too
- I regularly drink.
- I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
- I take cough medication when I'm not sick.
- I've done hard drugs. yes I have done coke - never made a habit of it
- I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
- I can't swallow pills.
- I can swallow about five pills at a time no problem. I dont know about 5 but pills done bother me
Random
- I can sing well. depends I would say 6 out of 10 times I can probably carry a tune... probably
- I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
- I open up to others too easily. sometimes I do and its odd, depends on my mood
- I watch the news. yah depressing
- I don't kill bugs.
- I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme. dear god dont get me started
- I swear fucking regularly. all the motherfucking shit ass time I fucking do damn it
- I am a morning person.
- I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
- I'm a snob about grammar.
- I am a sports fanatic. not like I used to be but I cant pass up a good game on tv
- I play with my hair.
- I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
- I love being neat.
- I love spam.
- I've copied more than 30 CDs in a day.
- I bake well. yah I can bake lol
- My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
- I don't know how to shoot a gun. its been a while I am kinda rusty
- I am in love with love. I am love is fun
- I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
- I laugh at my own jokes. Shit, I think I'm hilarious. yah I laugh before i get it out sometimes
- I eat fast food weekly. most of the time I do sadly i am at school and our caf is a mall food court.. it happens
- I believe in ghosts. yes I do no doubt
- I am online 24/7, even as an away message. yup thats the beauty of dsl
- I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
- I am really ticklish. yes so much I started to hate a guy because he took advantage of it
- I love white chocolate.
- I bite my nails.
- I play video games.
- I'm good at remembering faces. yes this I am
- I'm good at remembering names. not as good as I once was
- I'm good at remembering dates. same as above
- I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. I really dont what I am going ot school well... lets just say there is always something else i am interested in
- My answers are totally honest. yah they were no joke
Taken from scizojess
General
- I am 5'4 or shorter I am 5'4
- I think I'm ugly. ok like I think I am cute but nothing to really write home about
- I have many scars.
- I tan easily. oh god I do and I think its soooo cool
- I wish my hair was a different color. Yes which is why I dye it often
- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. Yes actually if you didnt know me before I turned 12 you never have seen the natural color
- I have a tattoo. - not yet
- I am self-conscious about my appearance. yes I am, the weight thing
- I have/had braces.
- I wear glasses. I love my glasses
- I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. I give a shit about scars but I would do it
- I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. the other day actually in school looking like death warmed over - it was kinda cool
- I have had more than two piercings.
- I have had piercings in places besides my ears.
- I have freckles.
Family/Home Life
- I've sworn at my parents. often
- I've run away from home.
- I've been kicked out of the house. the chain reaction from that alone...
- My biological parents are together.
- I have a sibling less than one year old.
- I want to have kids someday. I want boys. there are days I think I want kids and there are days where I think having a boy is cool. then I remember who I sometimes babysit for and I soooo change my mind
- I have children. singluar and I had given her up for adoption 15 years ago next week actually
- I've lost a child. and this one, we will just glaze over this one
Embarrassment
- I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation. once and never ever again
- Disney movies still make me cry.
- I've snorted while laughing. too many times actually
- I've laughed so hard I've cried.
- I've glued my hand to something. I was 5 and wanted to test the crazy glue - dad was not amused
- I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
- I've had my trousers rip in public. twice I think, when I was thin which is funny as hell come to think about it
- I've had stitches. yuppers from the c-section
- I've broken a bone. my ankle while chasing after this little bitch to kick her ass. it got done though then I went to the hospital
- I've had my tonsils removed.
- I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend. too many times
- I've had my wisdom teeth removed. I should go get them but I am too broke
- I've had serious surgery. see above with the stitches
- I've had chicken pox.
Traveling
- I've driven over 200 miles (1000km) in one day. Minnesota, West Virginia.. yah 200 miles aint shit try driving the 700 in a day
- I've been on a plane. Yes I have
- I've been to North America. besides living here I have been to Canada
- I've been to Niagara Falls.
- I've been to Japan.
- I've been to Europe. I have many relatives out there does that count LOL
- I've been to Africa.
Experiences
- I've been lost in my city. There were a few times I got semi-lost but nothing that a few blocks didnt take care of
- I've seen a shooting star.
- I've wished on a shooting star. I was in shock from actually seeing on that I missed it but I did it afterwards
- I've seen a meteor shower.
- I've gone out in public in my pajamas. YES all the time. I have even bought PJ's to wear to school lol
- I've pushed all the buttons in a lift. hee hee that was fun
- I've been to a casino. yes, underage as a matter of fact it was awesome
- I've been skydiving.
- I've gone skinny dipping. shhhhhh
- I've played spin the bottle. um yah see what had happened was...
- I've crashed a car. GAH it sucked but it happened kinda not my fault
- I've been skiing.
- I've been in a play. Yah in grade school
- I've met someone in person from the internet. I have met a ton of people from the internet.
- I've caught a snowflake on my tongue. that was cool
- I've seen the northern lights. yes there was time we were able to see them in Chicago I was all over it but didnt have a camera I was pissed
- I've sat on a roof top at night. yup! it was nice out
- I've played chicken. giggles... so thinking of that scene in footloose right now
- I've seen the RHPS Rocky Horror ? hell yah if you havent you need a role model
- I've eaten sushi. mmmm yes there is great place in Lincoln Park that I love
- I've been snowboarding.
Relationships
- I'm single. technically yes I am
- I'm in a relationship. a great friends with benefits one that works for me
- I'm available. sure
- I'm engaged.
- I'm married.
- I've gone on a blind date. yup, he was hot we dated for almost two years I think ... maybe not quite that long...
- I've been the dumpee more than the dumper. by now I think I am even
- I have a fear of abandonment. sorta... people always leave its just the matter of when
- I've been divorced. ok I was in a relationship for 10 years... we broke up... kinda felt like a divorce after we sold the house and he took the pup - even though I have my pup back NOW
- I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. story of my life... it happens to every one though
- I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. - yah that bit me in the ass
- I've told someone I didn't love them when I did. that bit me in the ass too
- I've kept something from a past relationship. luggage.. we all have it. its about how well its packed that keeps us sane
Sexuality
- I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
- I've kissed a member of the same gender. well obviously I have kissed my female relatives on the cheek - kinda counts
- I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender. oh yes....
- I've had sex with someone of the same gender.
- I've had sex with more than one person at the same time. lets just say... next question
- I am a cuddler. I really am and I am not ashamed of it - I snore too
- I've been kissed in the rain. yah for some reason I think I have ... just not sure who...
- I've had sex outdoors. yah... in the snow, in the rain oh yah then I have been... hee hee now I remember with who
- I've hugged a stranger. yah I knew her name and she started telling me her life story and there was a point she was upset and I just hugged her. sadly though I remember her name now and I dont know where she is but I hugged her when she cried.
- I have kissed a stranger. yah technically but um... thats too long a story and he was stupid for thinking I was my twin sister that I dont have LOL
- I have had sex with a stranger.
Honesty/Crime
- I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. yah but it wasnt like major
- I have lied to my parents about where I am. I did often
- I am keeping a secret from the world. I keep many secrets some of which are not just mine but others
- I've cheated while playing a video game. yah cheats rock
- I've cheated on a test. I have a few times
- I've driven through a red light. hee hee yes
- I've been suspended from school. twice
- I've witnessed a crime. yah...it happens
- I've been in a fist fight. a few
- I've been arrested.
- I've shoplifted. yup
Drugs/Alcohol
- I've consumed alcohol. yuppers
- I have/do smoke(d) cigarettes. Winston Select if you can find them if not Marlboro 42's
- I have/do smoke(d) pot. yup I have done and had pot brownies too
- I regularly drink.
- I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
- I take cough medication when I'm not sick.
- I've done hard drugs. yes I have done coke - never made a habit of it
- I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
- I can't swallow pills.
- I can swallow about five pills at a time no problem. I dont know about 5 but pills done bother me
Random
- I can sing well. depends I would say 6 out of 10 times I can probably carry a tune... probably
- I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
- I open up to others too easily. sometimes I do and its odd, depends on my mood
- I watch the news. yah depressing
- I don't kill bugs.
- I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme. dear god dont get me started
- I swear fucking regularly. all the motherfucking shit ass time I fucking do damn it
- I am a morning person.
- I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
- I'm a snob about grammar.
- I am a sports fanatic. not like I used to be but I cant pass up a good game on tv
- I play with my hair.
- I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
- I love being neat.
- I love spam.
- I've copied more than 30 CDs in a day.
- I bake well. yah I can bake lol
- My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
- I don't know how to shoot a gun. its been a while I am kinda rusty
- I am in love with love. I am love is fun
- I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
- I laugh at my own jokes. Shit, I think I'm hilarious. yah I laugh before i get it out sometimes
- I eat fast food weekly. most of the time I do sadly i am at school and our caf is a mall food court.. it happens
- I believe in ghosts. yes I do no doubt
- I am online 24/7, even as an away message. yup thats the beauty of dsl
- I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
- I am really ticklish. yes so much I started to hate a guy because he took advantage of it
- I love white chocolate.
- I bite my nails.
- I play video games.
- I'm good at remembering faces. yes this I am
- I'm good at remembering names. not as good as I once was
- I'm good at remembering dates. same as above
- I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. I really dont what I am going ot school well... lets just say there is always something else i am interested in
- My answers are totally honest. yah they were no joke