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[analienrobot]

I honestly don't even know where to begin. I guess we can start a week before I left for this ten day adventure. A week before, when Mother Superior first told me we were going to Universal Studios, and in turn the Wizarding World. Pure Jubilation.  Mother Superior caught wind of Pure Jubilation. She came into my room half an a hour to murder Pure

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[fiddery]

Hooch uncorked the special lubricant Snape concocted specifically for this occasion. She slid the viscous green liquid around the shaft of the nimbus 2000, her hands trembling with ecstasy. As she laid back on her coordinately placed pillows, she allowed the magical broom to enter her; the awkward shape of the tip only adding to the raw heat of her passion. Easily it went in, as this was not Hooch's first endeavor (and certainly not her last), and she moaned deeply with it's passing.
et cetera et cetera

ok now i'm going to read this.

[analienrobot]

Ahahah. I need to crank out some more fanfics! I'm thinking Madeye Moody and Goyle.

[plebians]

ugh i hate your mom she's such a dumb bitch. i can't say anything other than that because no words can express the awe at how much of a bad parent she is. UGH

[analienrobot]

Mother Superior just takes you breath away huh? Haha oh well. I'm going to do what I can to enjoy life.

[chancc]

FUCK. Hypocrites. All of them. Seriously. I can't even write full sentences right now I'm just amazed at how shitty they are. ASDflakjs;dlkfja AAAAAHHHH. I can understand what you mean by not being able to explain or make them understand what you're trying to say without MS or Jackass taking it the wrong way because my mom can be like that too (although I think mine's at a waaaaay smaller scale) and it's so FRUSTRATING because, well the way I feel, it's like you're almost mute. Like there's no way to really communicate. But anyway, fuck all of them. You've got your robes, and your wand. You've visited Hogwarts and will get to see it again tomorrow so fuck them. You're still ultimately getting what youve wanted

[analienrobot]

I love how so many people love my parents even though they haven't met them. Kevin has seen the worse of it out of everyone. I think he wants to murder them almost as much as me. He was there when MS told me that she would pay for my school after two years at cyfair and he was there when she took it back. I don't understand. The Imps and I believe she lives in another world completely. Imp 1 is convinced she is mentally disabled in some fashion. I agree. None of us know how to deal with her and then she found someone just like her. Jackass. they are just so full of shit it's incomprehensible

[sunshine8flower]

disgust. I don't even know what else to say. I consider you my friend so reading your happy tweets made my day. Until the shit hit the fan and MS forgot to rein in the fact that she is the devil's mistress. It totally sucks, because your family is so freakin ass backwards and there's nothing for me to say or do to lessen the crap you have to deal with on a daily basis. I've never seen or met your family but I'm coming seriously close to hating them for all the crap they put you through. Honestly I admire you for lasting so long in that madhouse and coming out as an exceptional human being. bravo.

and P.S. I'm sooooo effin jealous of your robe and wand >w< I want to go so bad!!!! lol I decided to reread the books for the zillionth time b/c of your tweets.

[analienrobot]

I'm not related. Simple as that I'm adopted. But that was very nice of you to consider me as a friend, especially since I considered you my eternal nemesis. I think if our mothers met a portal to hell will tear across Earth. I don't understand how adults can be so... so... I don't even know. I'm just trying to hold me head above the water.

But I want to reread them too! But i lent my set to kevin so he can read them. (For the first time. What a squib)