just because I lose things does not make me a loser...

[analise_emue]

Dear Exacto Knife

Comments

[thechicagoan]

Maybe they are off somewhere having a lovers' tryst.

[thechicagoan]

Incidentally, "trust" and "tryst" are incredibly similar.

[kanoc]

How "Unfaithful" of them! They are destined to serve Andrea's artistic and musical whims, yet they defiantly refuse! Unacceptable...

[analise_emue]

As amusing as your theory is, I'm afraid you're wrong. I did end up finding my exacto knife, but have still not been able to locate my mp3 player. It has been gone so long now that I am tempted to consider it a casualty of college and go about acquiring a new one.

[kanoc]

By the way, that does make you a loser. Oh yeah, I went there!

[analise_emue]

Oh yeah?! Well, YOUR MOM!!!!

[platinumdragon0]

(dies from pun overdose)

[analise_emue]

hey, we're all gunna die someday. might as well enjoy it. :)

[platinumdragon0]

Heh, sure...The death felt painful to me...

My iPods keep running off with other members of my family. What does that make me, or my ex-iPods?

[analise_emue]

Just the fact that you have more than one ipod makes you pure evil. Smerdo has said that to make sure you don't go to the bad place one day after you die of pun overexposure, you really should give one of them to me. Only then can you be considered a good person. ;)