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thechicagoan April 1 2007, 23:43:17 UTC
Why couldn't they just cancel EASTER instead? Then, ignoring the true story of the death/resurrection of Jesus, we could ritualistically blow up the chocolate sculpture, causing chocolatey goodness to rain down from the heavens! Now THAT would be a religious experience!

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darius409 April 1 2007, 23:43:34 UTC
What could be better than an edible savior?

(Except a dancing herd of cows)

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vernination April 2 2007, 00:28:06 UTC
Dude, chocolate should be incorporated into communion.

I love this story so much. It leads to highly amusing conversations at work.

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darius409 April 2 2007, 04:16:25 UTC
What if Jesus returned as a WALKING FONDUE MACHINE?!?!?!?!?!?!

(allows this to sink in)

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thechicagoan April 2 2007, 04:56:38 UTC
"sink in" is what my mouth would do to his holy resurrected form.

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origami_violet April 2 2007, 00:58:51 UTC
I found this hilarious.

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