Oh Java Hole...

[analyze_chat]

Today at work I was nearly killed by a rogue cranberry. But I was very graceful, as is characteristic of my nature. (Shaddup.) But all was made right when George came and drew a smiley face and a star on the side of my van. (He's always making fun of my van and how it sounds like it'd about to blow up at any moment.)

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[memory_storm]

Be careful of those cranberries...