The stupid things that keep me up at night.

[anapaoli]

I'm in bed wondering if the baby gate at the top of the steps would be a sufficient barrier in the case of a zombie attack.

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[always_bawling]

I don't know anything about zombie physical abilities

[anapaoli]

I'm thinking that if zombies did really walk with their hands out in front of them, they'd probably topple over the gate. If they were able to make it up our stoop, open the front door, and then up the steps to get to the gate. Then again, our front door doesn't really stay closed unless it's locked so all they'd have to do is bump into it. We need a new door.