"Boof koosh la boomf mehn, nawmehn?" is what I have to deal with from the 4 Hatians that work at Smoky Creek every day. Doug, Zadiel, and I were going to get an airsoft shotgun, some PPK's, and a Glock. But none of us had money.
on another note, i hydroplaned my dad's car once--on a 50 mph road. i ended up facing exactly the opposite direction in the oncoming traffic lane... eg i did a perfect 180 degree turn, luckily the next guy coming down the road was far enough away that i had time to get movin before he slammed into me!
Ugh. My friends and I once detailed how you could have sex the AO way, which is by far the nerdiest thing I've ever done. "Yeah, man, I used my stims to up my stamina and then near the end, I dimached the bitch in the back of the head. DONKEY PUNCH!"
And yeah, that shit is fucking scary. Hydroplaning is the worst thing ever, because you have NO Idea what the fuck is going on.
"Once, a student of mine attempted ingratiation by loaning me music. Specifically, something called Iced Earth. I acceded, and returned with it to my lab. No doubt he'd heard of my penchant for loud music, and regaled his friends that evening with how he would score with the sexy Dr. Wednesday due to his knowledge of 'classic' metal. Were I not subjected endlessly to its like.... The next day, I dropped the CD into his hand. "Gene Simmons vocals, Anthrax riffs, comic book nerds attempting to be metal. Adequate. Too much crooning and strumming." I paused on the way to the podium. "And leather trenchcoats are not cool, Mr. Devins, they are a cry for help." He stared after me. Lesson: you haven't invented everything, kids, and there is always someone older, wiser, and more bitter than you. Particularly at university."
I think that's pretty much the dichotomy of Iced Earth. I mean, in the sense that half of their songs are good, half of them are eh. I have something Wicked and Horrorshow, and that's the way it works, sadly. I mean, granted, I like a majority of the songs on something wicked (Melancholy, The Coming Curse, Watching Over Me, etc) but shit like of Disciple of the Lie, which is like, straight thrash, annoys me. You need to see if you like their newer stuff, because they changed vocalists. I personally don't like the new vocalist.
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i am a sad being.
on another note, i hydroplaned my dad's car once--on a 50 mph road. i ended up facing exactly the opposite direction in the oncoming traffic lane... eg i did a perfect 180 degree turn, luckily the next guy coming down the road was far enough away that i had time to get movin before he slammed into me!
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And yeah, that shit is fucking scary. Hydroplaning is the worst thing ever, because you have NO Idea what the fuck is going on.
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"Once, a student of mine attempted ingratiation by loaning me music. Specifically, something called Iced Earth. I acceded, and returned with it to my lab. No doubt he'd heard of my penchant for loud music, and regaled his friends that evening with how he would score with the sexy Dr. Wednesday due to his knowledge of 'classic' metal. Were I not subjected endlessly to its like.... The next day, I dropped the CD into his hand. "Gene Simmons vocals, Anthrax riffs, comic book nerds attempting to be metal. Adequate. Too much crooning and strumming." I paused on the way to the podium. "And leather trenchcoats are not cool, Mr. Devins, they are a cry for help." He stared after me. Lesson: you haven't invented everything, kids, and there is always someone older, wiser, and more bitter than you. Particularly at university."
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