Comments | anariel_di_gaia: Oh Woes!

anariel_di_gaia

Oh Woes!

Jul 01, 2006 19:16

Frank you are useless! You are so utterly useless and, yes, you have a nice torso but that cannot save you anymore, what are you doing in our team?!?!?! Useless, useless. Why does Sven think you are god's gift to football ( Read more... )

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all_the_pies July 1 2006, 18:26:34 UTC

WHY DID THEY LET LAMPARD TAKE A PENALTY LAMPARD IS CURSED NEVER TO SCORE OMGWTF!

anariel_di_gaia July 1 2006, 18:34:16 UTC

So many kinds of useless, did you watch him against equador, he didn't even get a single cross on target. He can be a good player, but the way he's been at the moment he doesn't belong on the team, maybe not even the squad.

all_the_pies July 1 2006, 18:59:07 UTC

I don't know what the hell's the matter with him, lately. Ugh.

hildabeast July 1 2006, 22:32:28 UTC

he has had SO MANY shots at a goal, and not a single one goes in!! i kept thinking, surely this must be the one in a hundred that works... but no. CURSED NEVER TO SCORE!

like_achilles July 1 2006, 19:22:53 UTC

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all_the_pies July 1 2006, 19:27:31 UTC

OMG

It's cheered me up. Where did you find those??

like_achilles July 1 2006, 19:29:51 UTC

A Kirsty put them on the forum, where I couldn't bear them to be, so I liberated them for the good of the commando. I don't know where they're from, but it looks suspiciously Oxbridge.

all_the_pies July 1 2006, 20:19:18 UTC

Between this example of rubbish!Carl and omfg!Carl on dptband, I think my brain's gone a bit weird.

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callya July 4 2006, 19:05:29 UTC

ITALY WILL WIN I TELLS THEE!

Because in the words of the boys "Germany cant win, because they are Germans!"

If you cant win a war, you cant win a football match.

Plus Italy has to win because they are cheaters, but they are unapologetic cheaters....they are so "si we cheat, ciao!" plus you can shout GOAL TOTTI at the tv when they play!

and the ratio of cute hot football players to ugly monogoloid players is surprisingly high for the Italy team

anariel_di_gaia July 4 2006, 21:45:28 UTC

At least Germany to win is better than France. (and I'm not saying I want them to win, ust that I think they will (as does the rest of the world, nothing like cold, ruthless, German efficiency, seriously, come penalties, we can't find our arse with both hands, Germany, gives notes to the goalkeeper on each person stepping up, because they have studied every penalty anyone in this tournament had ever taken; efficient yo!))

callya July 4 2006, 22:32:18 UTC

AHEM!

Did I not say: ITALY WILL WIN I TELLS THEE!

and did you not reply with: (j)ust that I think they (Germany) will (win)

AND WHERE YOU NOT WRONG!

2 NIL 2 NIL 2NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!

I RULE ALL!