"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
--James D. Nicoll

We Americans never have trouble with our language. If our language even TRIES to give us trouble, we just hack it to pieces.

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I had a dream that my whole world was blue
a royal xanadu
the world was so brand new.

my denim world had put me
in a trance
the world embraced my slate blue
underpants.

I keep hearing on the radio about "single payer health insurance", and I have to wonder. who is this wonderfully generous person who is willing to pay for health insurance for every man, woman, and child in the country out of his or her own pocket?

Your Score: Herman Munster!

Our test has determined that you possess
36% Hellbentness, 50% Sanguinity, and 71% Creeps!
Well done!


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Everyone! yes, you too!

Come out to Dearborn to Cheli's Chili Bar to see Pat V. and the Detroit 3 play, along with Matt Dmits, Six Steps In, Screamray, Scott Kinson, and Doop and the Inside Outlaws!we'll all be playing at the Homecoming Bash on the Outdoor Party Pavillion. our bands start around 9, but there's all kinds of stuff going on! come ( Read more... )

I just received my order of Baconsalt. trying it on popcorn right now. all three smell great. might be a little subtle on popcorn. you can certainly taste the pepper flavor on the peppered variety. I'll need more testing before I can give a real thumbs up or thumbs down.

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if it's not made of wood, don't make it woodgrain.