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OKAY I AM NOT GOING TO LIE. I WILL BE STRAIGHT UP LEGIT WITH YOU, BECAUSE THAT IS HOW I ROLL AND BECAUSE I AM TOO RANTY TO LIE ANYWAY.
I RAN DOWN FIVE FLIGHTS OF STAIRS TO THE COMPUTER LAB FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF BEING ABLE TO QUICKLY KEYSMASH THIS RANT OUT DURING MY BREAK IN ALL CAPS, BECAUSE I AM JUST THAT FUCKING CLASSY.
BUT OK, WE'RE LEARNING ABOUT THE FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM, RIGHT.
WELL I WAS REMINDED OF THIS ONE TIME, IN THIS CHATROOM, I FORGET WHERE, BUT CLEARLY IT WAS ONE FILLED WITH PEOPLE WHO PISSED ME OFF ANYWAY --
WELL ONE TIME WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GOING TO THE GYNO, AND SOME CHICK WAS LIKE
OH I DON'T NEED TO GO TO ONE, I'VE NEVER HAD SEX.
AND I WAS LIKE WAIT WHAT
DO YOU THINK THAT YOUR VAGINA AND OTHER SUCH WOMANLY BITS LAY DOORMANT
DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT ALL THOSE MICROORGANISMS THAT FESTER IN THE WELCOME ENVIORMENT THAT ARE YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS WAIT UNTIL A PENIS INVADES
ALL LIKE SUP GURL, HAY GURL HAY
AND HIGH FIVES THE GLANDLESS WALLS OF YOUR VAGINA, IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK
DO YOU THINK THERE IS A SPECIAL BUTTON IN YOUR BODY THAT ONLY A PENIS CAN ACTIVATE
IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK
OKAY USUALLY I WOULDN'T BE SO IRRITATED
BUT LIKE
SHE WAS IMPLYING THAT ONLY WOMEN WHO HAD COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SEX, ONLY WOMEN WHO WERE PROMISCIOUS HAD TO GO TO THE GYNO
NO YOU STUPID FUCK
THAT IS NOT THE CASE
THAT IS THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING I EVER HEARD
THAT IS LIKE SAYING YOU WOULD ONLY GO GET YOUR BLOOD CHECKED IF YOU STICK DIRTY NEEDLES INTO YOUR VEINS EVERY FIVE WEEKS NO YOU FUCKSDLAFJSDLKD
YOU GO TO SEE THE WOMANLY PARTS DOCTOR BECAUSE YOU HAVE WOMANLY PARTS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
SHE STILL DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME
MY GOD
SORRY I GO TO THE GYNO, SORRY I HAVE SO MUCH SEX APPARENTLY
JUST CAN'T STOP WITH THE DICKS
CAN'T STOP, I AM ADDICTED TO DICKS
ADDICKTED
GET IT??
Yeah I am still annoyed by a conversation that happened months ago, shut up.
Aite, I'm good.