Meme the second (10 things)
Well, I should as usual be soing something else, but today I shall mostly be procrastinating.
- Landed a punch on a reigning world kickboxing champion.
- Passed out and lost bowel control at a gig (whilst stone cold sober).
- Fitted an entire loaf of bread in my mouth at once.
- Walked away without even a limp after writing off a motorcycle on the motorway.
- Narrowly avoided being crushed by a runaway oil tanker (a truck, not a ship).
- Got paid to make mud.
- Gave up alcohol for 10 years, not touching a drop.
- Narrowly avoided being crushed by a falling 2m cube of granite.
- Climbed an active volcano whilst suffering from tremendous food poisoning (and in 45 minutes instead of the usual 2-3 hours). bewildebeest might have me on this one.
- Been a passenger in my own car whilst a friend crashed it (and remained calm).