Chunky splatter? Ew. EW. I don't want to think about what that's describing. And scattering moonbeams! I love it! This is indeed a true massive amount of WTF. *is laughing* I may have to hunt these down! :D
The first time I read through that quoted passage, I assumed you'd taken over at "Here's what they meant by..." in an effort to explain WTF was going on to those who haven't watched the movie, since the writer was too lazy to coherently dramatize it. I think I actually heard a part of my brain explode when I realized the recap was part of the writing itself.
Turns out they were planning to fuck him to death.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I may have to rewatch this movie now just so I can properly appreciate the dementedness.
I think I actually heard a part of my brain explode when I realized the recap was part of the writing itself.
LOL
Lemme go back and mark up the limits of the quote a little differently so that it's more obvious where the quote starts and stops.
I may have to rewatch this movie now just so I can properly appreciate the dementedness.
I torrented a copy off isohunt. Actually I got two, both the Japanese version w/ subs and the English dub (which is frankly painful to listen to so I promptly deleted it). I re-watched it after having seen Bloodlust. It ... does not hold up. :D
with so much sheer wtfery that it was surprising that the book didn't warp the lol-wtf continuum and collapse into a singularity of ROFTL
Damn, just reading your summary made me feel like I was on the event horizon of such a singularity. This is such complete WTF that I don't really know how to respond to it.
Also, the book lets you in on what the Medusa Sisters were trying to do to D when they caught him in the catacombs. Turns out they were planning to fuck him to death.
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Turns out they were planning to fuck him to death.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I may have to rewatch this movie now just so I can properly appreciate the dementedness.
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LOL
Lemme go back and mark up the limits of the quote a little differently so that it's more obvious where the quote starts and stops.
I may have to rewatch this movie now just so I can properly appreciate the dementedness.
I torrented a copy off isohunt. Actually I got two, both the Japanese version w/ subs and the English dub (which is frankly painful to listen to so I promptly deleted it). I re-watched it after having seen Bloodlust. It ... does not hold up. :D
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Damn, just reading your summary made me feel like I was on the event horizon of such a singularity. This is such complete WTF that I don't really know how to respond to it.
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I think I'd pretty much guessed that.
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