I have been away, on a journey.
Nonono, it's true. I decided to go across Middle Earth like one of those explorer guys with my friend Bob. I am quite good and exploring and sleeping in tents and stuff. Anyway, Bob took some pictures on my journey of various people and myself.
I met finduilas at a party and told her a knock knock joke.
She hated the joke told me to go the fuck away and punched Bob in the eye after he took that picture.
This is when i was talking to Merry Brandybuck and saw a pidgeon flying by about to poop on him.
That's Bob by the way.
Me and Paladin Took and some old guy - no, wait. Some old guy who looks like Theoden's old body...hmm.
Me and Paladin again, this time with Pip Daddy. We were not stoned at that time. I think. Maybe.
I am truly a smoldering temptress. (Bob laughed when i said this)
Yes, that is Arwen. She told me she was sold as a Russian Mail Order Bride but she is ok now. And still very pretty and seductive. She told me she would give up her immortality but then she realised she already had to some other guy.
I MET CHOMSKY! She removed Bobs eyes with scalpel but then she put them back in again so it was ok.
Me doing a funny rabbit impression behind Sam's back.
I met finduilas at a party and told her a knock knock joke.
She hated the joke told me to go the fuck away and punched Bob in the eye after he took that picture.
This is when i was talking to Merry Brandybuck and saw a pidgeon flying by about to poop on him.
That's Bob by the way.
Me and Paladin Took and some old guy - no, wait. Some old guy who looks like Theoden's old body...hmm.
Me and Paladin again, this time with Pip Daddy. We were not stoned at that time. I think. Maybe.
I am truly a smoldering temptress. (Bob laughed when i said this)
Yes, that is Arwen. She told me she was sold as a Russian Mail Order Bride but she is ok now. And still very pretty and seductive. She told me she would give up her immortality but then she realised she already had to some other guy.
I MET CHOMSKY! She removed Bobs eyes with scalpel but then she put them back in again so it was ok.
Me doing a funny rabbit impression behind Sam's back.