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So... um.
I just sat through the Twilight movie tonight.
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Seeing as Edward Cullen (a vampire) is basically dating his lunch (a human), I'm really, really tempted to write a parody in which he's a human with an obsessive love for a piece of fried chicken.
anbyrobanby 10:05 pm
my cousins were trying to say how it's such a sexy, hot, OMG movie, and I was like.... "vampires eat humans? Isn't this a bit like a human falling in love with a piece of fried chicken?"
KoochiZibble 10:07 pm
*dying* NICE.
Ahaha best description ever.
anbyrobanby 10:07 pm
i'm tempted to write a fic on that.
KoochiZibble 10:07 pm
(My housemates also agree it is awesome.)
anbyrobanby 10:07 pm
using EVERY cliche used in the movie/
KoochiZibble 10:07 pm
LOL DO IT.
anbyrobanby 10:08 pm
edward goes to a high school full of humans.... so this human would... work at KFC?
KoochiZibble 10:08 pm
Yeeesss. And he catches one as it falls toward the floor...
anbyrobanby 10:08 pm
and gives it a DEEP MEANINGFUL LOOK.
"I feel very protective of you." o__o
KoochiZibble 10:09 pm
o__o I have no idea what happens in the rest of it, so I can't really conitinue. >_>
anbyrobanby 10:11 pm
ohhh, if you've had ANY exposure to the meme that twilight has become, you've got a good idea. It's surprisingly accurate.
KoochiZibble 10:12 pm
Yeah, quite a bit. XD So there's a vampire mafia, a T-section (caesarian with teeth) and... idk, sparkling.
In your fic of course, the sparkling will be of the oil on his skin. :|
anbyrobanby 10:13 pm
"This is why you never find humans in a deep fat fryer. This is what we look like after we've been in a fryer." *Plunges hand in, comes out blistering and red and sparkly with fat*
KoochiZibble 10:13 pm
XDDD!
anbyrobanby 10:14 pm
and then.... Edward introduces the piece of chicken to Dr Cullen (his shift manager), and they go and play baseball, cos it's a slow day. AND THEN SOME CUSTOMERS WALK IN.
anbyrobanby 10:14 pm
Customer: "Hey, you guys are having fun."
Edward: Yes. Yes, we are. o___o
Customer: Can we get.... oh, a glass of fanta? o__o
Mr Cullen: ....yes. Yes you can. o___o
Customer: o__o
Someone: o___o
Fried chicken: *is fried chicken*~
Customer: HOSHIT THATS SOME FRIED CHICKEN
KoochiZibble 10:17 pm
You're putting way too much thought into this to NOT write it, you know.
anbyrobanby 10:17 pm
Edward: It's mine. o__o
CUSTOMER: BUT I WANT THAT PIECE OF CHICKEN! D:<
Edward: *snarl*
Chicken: o__o
Mr Cullen: Here's your drink. o__o
Customer: Yes, well. I'll leave you alone... with your snack.
Edward: She's not a snack. :|
Fried chicken: *is a snack*
KoochiZibble 10:19 pm
*dying*
anbyrobanby 10:19 pm
"We like to think of ourselves as vegetarian KFC employees. We only eat fish."
"oh, and maybe the odd kebab"
"Listen, Bella. I need to get you away from here. There are customers who want to come and eat you and.. I can't bear to lose you."
"But Edward! My father was a chicken, too!"
"I DONT CARE! I WANT YOU SAFE!!"
*wraps her in a bit of tin foil and puts her in a tupperware dish*
KoochiZibble 10:25 pm
asdfghXDD Oh my God.
anbyrobanby 10:31 pm
oh gosh, and I wonder why i dont get any nano done
And on that note, bathtime. >,>
I just sat through the Twilight movie tonight.
.___.
Seeing as Edward Cullen (a vampire) is basically dating his lunch (a human), I'm really, really tempted to write a parody in which he's a human with an obsessive love for a piece of fried chicken.
anbyrobanby 10:05 pm
my cousins were trying to say how it's such a sexy, hot, OMG movie, and I was like.... "vampires eat humans? Isn't this a bit like a human falling in love with a piece of fried chicken?"
KoochiZibble 10:07 pm
*dying* NICE.
Ahaha best description ever.
anbyrobanby 10:07 pm
i'm tempted to write a fic on that.
KoochiZibble 10:07 pm
(My housemates also agree it is awesome.)
anbyrobanby 10:07 pm
using EVERY cliche used in the movie/
KoochiZibble 10:07 pm
LOL DO IT.
anbyrobanby 10:08 pm
edward goes to a high school full of humans.... so this human would... work at KFC?
KoochiZibble 10:08 pm
Yeeesss. And he catches one as it falls toward the floor...
anbyrobanby 10:08 pm
and gives it a DEEP MEANINGFUL LOOK.
"I feel very protective of you." o__o
KoochiZibble 10:09 pm
o__o I have no idea what happens in the rest of it, so I can't really conitinue. >_>
anbyrobanby 10:11 pm
ohhh, if you've had ANY exposure to the meme that twilight has become, you've got a good idea. It's surprisingly accurate.
KoochiZibble 10:12 pm
Yeah, quite a bit. XD So there's a vampire mafia, a T-section (caesarian with teeth) and... idk, sparkling.
In your fic of course, the sparkling will be of the oil on his skin. :|
anbyrobanby 10:13 pm
"This is why you never find humans in a deep fat fryer. This is what we look like after we've been in a fryer." *Plunges hand in, comes out blistering and red and sparkly with fat*
KoochiZibble 10:13 pm
XDDD!
anbyrobanby 10:14 pm
and then.... Edward introduces the piece of chicken to Dr Cullen (his shift manager), and they go and play baseball, cos it's a slow day. AND THEN SOME CUSTOMERS WALK IN.
anbyrobanby 10:14 pm
Customer: "Hey, you guys are having fun."
Edward: Yes. Yes, we are. o___o
Customer: Can we get.... oh, a glass of fanta? o__o
Mr Cullen: ....yes. Yes you can. o___o
Customer: o__o
Someone: o___o
Fried chicken: *is fried chicken*~
Customer: HOSHIT THATS SOME FRIED CHICKEN
KoochiZibble 10:17 pm
You're putting way too much thought into this to NOT write it, you know.
anbyrobanby 10:17 pm
Edward: It's mine. o__o
CUSTOMER: BUT I WANT THAT PIECE OF CHICKEN! D:<
Edward: *snarl*
Chicken: o__o
Mr Cullen: Here's your drink. o__o
Customer: Yes, well. I'll leave you alone... with your snack.
Edward: She's not a snack. :|
Fried chicken: *is a snack*
KoochiZibble 10:19 pm
*dying*
anbyrobanby 10:19 pm
"We like to think of ourselves as vegetarian KFC employees. We only eat fish."
"oh, and maybe the odd kebab"
"Listen, Bella. I need to get you away from here. There are customers who want to come and eat you and.. I can't bear to lose you."
"But Edward! My father was a chicken, too!"
"I DONT CARE! I WANT YOU SAFE!!"
*wraps her in a bit of tin foil and puts her in a tupperware dish*
KoochiZibble 10:25 pm
asdfghXDD Oh my God.
anbyrobanby 10:31 pm
oh gosh, and I wonder why i dont get any nano done
And on that note, bathtime. >,>