i REALLY need some self esteem boost. I lost 38 lbs and no one has noticed. am i really that ugly?

alex, werent you planing on comeing to mb to see us all today? hmmm?

I'm stranded on a cold dark shore ( Read more... )

surveyness ( Read more... )

i need someone to fuck RIGHT NOW!!

dd Grandma Death ( Read more... )

Jim Cunningham: Son... DO YOU SEE THIS? This is an Anger Prisoner. A textbook example. DO YOU SEE THE FEAR, PEOPLE? This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places ( Read more... )

first of all, papa smurf didnt create smurfette, gargamel did, she was sent in as gargamels evil spy with the intention of destroying the smurf village but the overwhelming goodness of the smurf way of life transformed her. and as for the whole gang bang scenario it could never happen, smurfs are asexual, they dont even have reproductive organs ( Read more... )

this is rwally bugging me. my journal settings have randomly decided im from saunderstown, which im not, bieng a proud eastbayer, and the damn thing will NOT change the setting. lexie, help!!!!!

The GOP National Committee announced today that it is changing the Republican emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects the Party's political stance: A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of penii, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others ( Read more... )