December ppg_hub drabble contest entries
Since the one was so short, I'm just gonna put 'em both in this post.
Title: A Simple Request
Length/Rating: 10 words long, rated G.
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING.
Summary: If I told you, it'd ruin the joke.
Notes: For the ppg_hub December drabble contest. Everything is short and nothing hurts.
Dear Santa,
You know, a body would be nice.
- Narrator
Title: What Do You Want For Christmas?
Length/Rating: One-shot drabble, rated G. 432 words.
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING.
Summary: The children of Townsville write letters to Santa Claus.
Notes: For the ppg_hub December drabble contest.
Dear Santa,
My brothers made fun of me for writing to you.
I want a baseball bat for Christmas. That’d be cool.
I mean I could always just steal one but…hey, it’s the holidays, right?
Yeah. I’d really like a baseball bat.
…If that’s okay with you, I mean.
Boomer
~
Dear Santa,
Will you still visit even though I’m Jewish?
If you do, I’d like some Scotch tape, please. Glue is so last year.
From Elmer
~
Dear Santa Claus,
You know the drill.
-- Princess Morbucks --
~
Dear Santa,
My mommy wants a pretty necklace for Christmas.
Can I have one too?
Don’t forget to give one to Mrs. Claus, too. You don’t want her to get jealous.
- Robin
~
Hey Santy Claus,
Wanna send me one of your little elf people? My grandma needs help around the yard, and I don’t wanna do it myself.
Mitch
~
Dear Mr. Claus,
I hope Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph all like the reindeer food I’m going to leave out for them on Christmas Eve. And I hope you like the cookies Bubbles and I made for you! (…Well, the Professor helped too.)
I know that you’re very busy delivering gifts to children all around the world in such a short time frame. But if you could find some time to donate toys to the Townsville homeless shelters, I think that would be the best Christmas present anyone could give. To help less-fortunate children get into the Christmas spirit would really make my holiday.
Thank you in advance!
Sincerely, Blossom
(P.S. Travel safely!)
~
Santa Claus,
Everybody’s always thinking about themselves during Christmastime.
Nobody bothers to worry about anyone else.
I’m getting really sick of it.
…Whatever. I don’t want anything.
Buttercup
~
Dear Santa,
I know I usually ask you for stuffed animals and bunnies, but I think I want something different for Christmas this year.
You see, my sister has been really upset lately. She won’t admit it or tell me what’s wrong, but I can tell that she’s upset.
And she’s been meaner than usual too. But she’s not a bad person. She’s just mean because she’s upset. Please don’t give her coal.
Anyway, what would really make me happy this Christmas would be to see Buttercup happy. She’s been sad for so long that I’m having trouble remembering what her smile looks like.
Please let my sister be happy this Christmas. It’d make me really glad to see her smile again.
That’s all I really want this year.
Love, Bubbles <3
Title: A Simple Request
Length/Rating: 10 words long, rated G.
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING.
Summary: If I told you, it'd ruin the joke.
Notes: For the ppg_hub December drabble contest. Everything is short and nothing hurts.
Dear Santa,
You know, a body would be nice.
- Narrator
Title: What Do You Want For Christmas?
Length/Rating: One-shot drabble, rated G. 432 words.
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING.
Summary: The children of Townsville write letters to Santa Claus.
Notes: For the ppg_hub December drabble contest.
Dear Santa,
My brothers made fun of me for writing to you.
I want a baseball bat for Christmas. That’d be cool.
I mean I could always just steal one but…hey, it’s the holidays, right?
Yeah. I’d really like a baseball bat.
…If that’s okay with you, I mean.
Boomer
~
Dear Santa,
Will you still visit even though I’m Jewish?
If you do, I’d like some Scotch tape, please. Glue is so last year.
From Elmer
~
Dear Santa Claus,
You know the drill.
-- Princess Morbucks --
~
Dear Santa,
My mommy wants a pretty necklace for Christmas.
Can I have one too?
Don’t forget to give one to Mrs. Claus, too. You don’t want her to get jealous.
- Robin
~
Hey Santy Claus,
Wanna send me one of your little elf people? My grandma needs help around the yard, and I don’t wanna do it myself.
Mitch
~
Dear Mr. Claus,
I hope Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph all like the reindeer food I’m going to leave out for them on Christmas Eve. And I hope you like the cookies Bubbles and I made for you! (…Well, the Professor helped too.)
I know that you’re very busy delivering gifts to children all around the world in such a short time frame. But if you could find some time to donate toys to the Townsville homeless shelters, I think that would be the best Christmas present anyone could give. To help less-fortunate children get into the Christmas spirit would really make my holiday.
Thank you in advance!
Sincerely, Blossom
(P.S. Travel safely!)
~
Santa Claus,
Everybody’s always thinking about themselves during Christmastime.
Nobody bothers to worry about anyone else.
I’m getting really sick of it.
…Whatever. I don’t want anything.
Buttercup
~
Dear Santa,
I know I usually ask you for stuffed animals and bunnies, but I think I want something different for Christmas this year.
You see, my sister has been really upset lately. She won’t admit it or tell me what’s wrong, but I can tell that she’s upset.
And she’s been meaner than usual too. But she’s not a bad person. She’s just mean because she’s upset. Please don’t give her coal.
Anyway, what would really make me happy this Christmas would be to see Buttercup happy. She’s been sad for so long that I’m having trouble remembering what her smile looks like.
Please let my sister be happy this Christmas. It’d make me really glad to see her smile again.
That’s all I really want this year.
Love, Bubbles <3