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I was out of your league
And you were 20,000 underneath the sea
so. its 750 in the AM and im walking through the doors of work. my boss natalie
starts freaking out beacuse robbie
called out sick.
i offer to go pick up mike
from IB cause i have angelas car.
we get back to work and i realize that ive wasted 45 min. i have a husky
a keeshond
and a shit dog
all waiting for me to
and all due by 1200pm. i panic.
the
was dope as hell. i swallowed a grip of hair.
the
was scary because i always think about keesha and she hates my guts. plus she shit on my shoe the second i tried to dry her.
and the
shit on herself after i was done bathing her. not to mention she barked a high pitched bark the ENTIRE 4 hours.
next i get in a boxer
. i washed him and he tried to jump bite run and piss the entire process. i put him in the kennel to dry. i come back to
and
.
im livid. i have to rewash him and send him home because excess poop and pee, AND THERE WAS A GRIP of it, means the dog is stressed. the owner begged me to clean his ears so i did. i found
when he tried to bite
me.
good times. after hes gone i have to clean his shit kennel. it takes me 30 min of gagging. all the while my other 3 dogs are drying and waiting for the finishing of the groom and i get 4 more dogs in:
a minature poodle
and three chihuahuas
.
fan fucking tastic.
i finish the husky. the dad was dope.
i finish the keeshond. the dad was a douche.
im working on shit dog. im clipping her nails when
. ouch. fucking little shit dog. as im giving the dog back to her owner
i tell her that her dog bite me. she laughed. cunt.
i take my lunch and come back to
a beagle
and a boston terrier
.
a stinky half blind old boston terrier
with an equally stinky jerk ass owner
. i hate old people.
so now i have 6 dogs to wash and groom. its 130. im off at 300. hmm. im just hoping nothing more goes wrong. well.
im washing chihuahua number one: bandit
all went well.
chihuahua number two: kiara
a little agressive but sweet towards the end, all went well.
now rascal.
chihuahua number three. my fave. so cute long legs. LONG TOES. gets them caught in the blue grate we have in the tubs. and theyre freaking stuck.
first.
then.
it takes three of us to get him out. not to mention some
.
i take him to our vet. dr carter
she says hes fine. good. cause im stressed as fuck.
so i finish the
and the
with a lot of
and when i got home
i turned into this guy.
now 3 days later after i started this and im drunk. its only 430. come hang out with me.
NOW NOW NOW
And you were 20,000 underneath the sea
so. its 750 in the AM and im walking through the doors of work. my boss natalie
starts freaking out beacuse robbie
called out sick.
i offer to go pick up mike
from IB cause i have angelas car.
we get back to work and i realize that ive wasted 45 min. i have a husky
a keeshond
and a shit dog
all waiting for me to
and all due by 1200pm. i panic.
the
was dope as hell. i swallowed a grip of hair.
the
was scary because i always think about keesha and she hates my guts. plus she shit on my shoe the second i tried to dry her.
and the
shit on herself after i was done bathing her. not to mention she barked a high pitched bark the ENTIRE 4 hours.
next i get in a boxer
. i washed him and he tried to jump bite run and piss the entire process. i put him in the kennel to dry. i come back to
and
.
im livid. i have to rewash him and send him home because excess poop and pee, AND THERE WAS A GRIP of it, means the dog is stressed. the owner begged me to clean his ears so i did. i found
when he tried to bite
me.
good times. after hes gone i have to clean his shit kennel. it takes me 30 min of gagging. all the while my other 3 dogs are drying and waiting for the finishing of the groom and i get 4 more dogs in:
a minature poodle
and three chihuahuas
.
fan fucking tastic.
i finish the husky. the dad was dope.
i finish the keeshond. the dad was a douche.
im working on shit dog. im clipping her nails when
. ouch. fucking little shit dog. as im giving the dog back to her owner
i tell her that her dog bite me. she laughed. cunt.
i take my lunch and come back to
a beagle
and a boston terrier
.
a stinky half blind old boston terrier
with an equally stinky jerk ass owner
. i hate old people.
so now i have 6 dogs to wash and groom. its 130. im off at 300. hmm. im just hoping nothing more goes wrong. well.
im washing chihuahua number one: bandit
all went well.
chihuahua number two: kiara
a little agressive but sweet towards the end, all went well.
now rascal.
chihuahua number three. my fave. so cute long legs. LONG TOES. gets them caught in the blue grate we have in the tubs. and theyre freaking stuck.
first.
then.
it takes three of us to get him out. not to mention some
.
i take him to our vet. dr carter
she says hes fine. good. cause im stressed as fuck.
so i finish the
and the
with a lot of
and when i got home
i turned into this guy.
now 3 days later after i started this and im drunk. its only 430. come hang out with me.
NOW NOW NOW