Jesus Fucking Christ

[and_my_ax]

Are there like...fucking tigers or some other fucking monster creature somewhere around Yakushima?

I went to the store for like, fifteen fucking minutes and the parfait I made looks like a family of grizzlies tore into it like it was some poor fucker's garbage can.

What the fuck?

Comments

[empressarcana]

...Oh. That's terrible.

[and_my_ax]

Whatever the fuck it was it knocked over the fucking table and shit. Are there like...bears here that we should know about or something?

[empressarcana]

Knocked over the table?! I'm sure who-or whatever....Wasn't THAT desperate!

Surely...They didn't notice.

[and_my_ax]

Whatever the fuck it was, it probably got spooked and ran off or some shit, hence the table getting knocked over.

[empressarcana]

The...whole parfait?

[and_my_ax]

I'm surprised the dish it was in is still fucking there too.

[empressarcana]

...How terrible.

[and_my_ax]

No shit, I fucking busted my ass on that thing. Shit.

[forsees]

Perhaps Koromaru got hungry?

[and_my_ax]

I've seen Koromaru eat. Whatever got to it went fucking crazy.

[forsees]

Have you ever seen him eat a parfait?

[and_my_ax]

No, but I don't think he would. This sucks...that was special for you.

[nicotine_patch]

Sounds like an attack of the wild Kirijou.

[and_my_ax]

[and_my_ax]

[nicotine_patch]

QUICK. FASHION EXPLOSIVES OUT OF CHOCOLATE EASTER BUNNIES.

[collaredstray]

I'm with Badou. I bet it's Mitsuru.

[and_my_ax]

I like how that's the general consensus.

[collaredstray]

I've seen her eat cake. It's not that hard to imagine that she'd demolish a parfait.

[and_my_ax]

It's like a train wreck isn't it? You don't want to fucking stare but goddamn it you sure as fuck can't look away either.