hah ... knee slapper! reminds me of that kid john who got his ass kicked by a girl funny shit ... remember him? oh i think you will in a couple days ;]
i know i put one but i couldnt resistdabrowniemanOctober 5 2004, 23:59:20 UTC
Two turtles go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener. The first turtle turns to the second and says, "You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer."
"No way," says the second. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food."
"I promise I won't," says the turtle. "Just hurry!"
Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the second turtle. Exasperated and starving, the first turtle digs into the sandwiches. Suddenly, the second turtle pops out from behind a rock and yells, "I knew it! I'm not f-cking going!"
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reminds me of that kid john who got his ass kicked by a girl
funny shit ... remember him?
oh i think you will in a couple days ;]
<3 hah
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THE 1st grade!!!
geez aja i bet u thought it was somemthing else man u and ur dirty mind tisk tisk tisk who wouldve known lol
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hey happy belated birthday dude!
finally! LEGAL!
yesssssssssss B]
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"No way," says the second. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food."
"I promise I won't," says the turtle. "Just hurry!"
Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the second turtle. Exasperated and starving, the first turtle digs into the sandwiches. Suddenly, the second turtle pops out from behind a rock and yells, "I knew it! I'm not f-cking going!"
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-Who's there?!?!?!
My panther!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-My panther who?!?!?!?!?!?
MY PANTHER FALLING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!
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okay time for tetris!
... nerd haha
♥
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