OH YEAH. REPRESENT, BITCHES.

[anda]

Onion Horoscope for Scorpio, 2005-05-18

http://www.theonion.com/#2005-5-18
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21): All right, Scorpio is going to say this for the last fucking time: With an apostrophe, it means "it is" and without an apostrophe, it means "belonging to it." This is really not that hard.

Comments

[herald_tim]

*cough* *snork*

It's fantastic in its simplicity and straightforwardness.

[herald_tim]

(I am all the sexy apostrophe user!)

[anda]

j00 R teh SEXX0r gr@mm@r b0i!!!1111!!

[plastic_ansible]

I really never would have pegged you for a secret grammar agent!

[anda]

o/~ Secret Gra-mmar Girl
Secret Gra-mmer Girl
They've made you a pedant
And taken away your slang
o/~

[elegantelbow]

*snerk*

I'm so proud of myself that I've finally figured this one out.