An infinite number of monkeys really means infinite bad fanfic.

[anda]

Works of Shakespeare, my ass. Godzilla/Mothra/japanesegirl slash

NOT WORK SAFE.

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[djsparkydog]

I tried to kill myself in response, but nothing sharp or heavy enough was handy. I've been stabbing myself in the face with a straw for the last ten minutes.

[anda]

That'll teach you to not keep sharp things handy. :)