I really don't understand why people like The Vampire Diaries (heretofore known as VD). ( Unpopular opining here )

YOU GUISE! There was fucking black widow hangin out in my car. I killed the bitch dead. TWICE!

So, I'm driving along, minding my own business, when I look up and there the bitch is, all, "Wazzup? I'm just kickin it here in my web on your fucking dashboard. How's it goin?" So I'm cool and I'm all, "Good, I'm good. You just stay right where you are ( Read more... )

Beyond Here Lies Nothin - In which Maryann gives a whole new meaning to the term “animal husbandry,” Sookie spends most of the episode yelling and trying not to get killed, Eric is suspiciously sparse, Sam is a hero, Bill is a master strategist, and Lafayette is still alive. I repeat, Lafayette is still alive.

First day of the new-old job tomorrow. I'm keeping an open mind ( Read more... )

Your weekly dose of discontent and snark and general annoyance is here!

Recap for Frenzy at thetwocents.com can be found at this link:

Someone's been reading too much of The Secret over in Bon Temps, Sam finally brings Eric into this crap like someone should have done weeks ago, Tara possibly lays an egg, Hoyt and Jessica kinda-sorta break up, ( Read more... )

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To Kill The King - In which Morgana works out some of her daddy issues, Gwen’s dad acts like an idiot, Angel Couby attempts to convey sadness, and everybody wants somebody’s head on a platter. Also, Voldemort swings by for a heaping plate of revenge.

Le Morte d'Arthur - The final episode of ( Read more... )

Here you have them:

True Blood - In which True Blood brings game, everyone earns their paychecks, your recapper absolutely does not cry, and Maryann is still boring.

And bother Merlins here: The moment of Truth and The Labyrinth of Gedref

Dallas becomes even more exciting this week when Jason realizes how useful it is to watch First Blood a million times and Godric realizes how useful it is to be Jesus. Bon Temps is a little less exciting, but far viler, when Eggs and Tara take a tip from Hannibal Lecter and Sam learns about sodomy in jail.

Oh, this week there is snark, BBs, let me tell you.

True Blood - Come on over to thetwocents and read about how Saint Bill is driving me to lobotomizing myself, Sookie is still less irritating when Bill's not around, Hoyt and Jussukuh are friggen adorable, and Sam does not care if you are a girl, he will punch your ass.

Merlin - The episode ( Read more... )

I'm going to dinner and drinks in San Francisco tonight and now my friend has decided to dare me to be a Brit all night. You play a joke once while out drinking and you never live it down, I tell ya. So, anyway, she thought it was so funny that time that she's been trying to get me to do it since and I've never agreed. But now she's thrown down the ( Read more... )