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[andakillerrack]

Ahh. I love the internet. Such nice people. I keep getting all these e-mails calling me a whore and talking about doing nice things to my bad place

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[houshi_sama]

It's lovely to meet you, Karen-san...you certainly seem like a free spirit. ^_~

My name is Miroku, and I'm a buddhist monk. I spens a lot of time meditating, flirting, chasing after women, and trying to kill my arch enemy. The usual, you know how it is. ^_~

And something dirty? I can think of many things I'd like to say to you, Karen-san, but I'm afraid I'll get slapped if I do. ^_~

[andakillerrack]

Huh. I do all of those things, too! Except for the meditating and the killing of my arch enemy. And if you added shopping, insulting people, drinking, and touching myself down there, I'd be a buddhist monk, too! YAY!

You're such a naughty boy! -giggles- I like that about you.

[nanjimonai]

Hi, I'm Nanjiroh. Will you jiggle for me?

[andakillerrack]

That is the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me! Would you like to put your face in between my breasts?

[nanjimonai]

I'd love to put my face there! I want to swim in a sea of your breasts!!! ♥

[andakillerrack]

Oh honey! You are so poetic! -gasps- WRITE A POEM FOR ME! -bounces up and down- AND MAKE IT DIRTY!

[pjsofjustice]

My name's Near. Who are you?

((ooc: Just what we need. Another pervert here. 8DD I really mean it, though. Too much perverts at bnf_brawl are never enough. XDDDDDDD))

[andakillerrack]

I'm Karen. Honey, you have such pretty hair. Can I pet it?

((OOC: XDDDD Perverts are fun! They make EVERYTHING much more interesting. XDDDDDDD))

[pjsofjustice]

Er, I'd appreciate it if you didn't.

((ooc: They so do! XDDD Poor Near, there's always someone after him to squish him or pet his hair. He is so uncomfortable with physical contact... XDDD Which means that Karen can go on and try to make him uncomfortable. XDDD))

[andakillerrack]

Aww! -pouts- Why not? You have such pretty hair! -reaches out to touch it-

((OOC: Poor guy! Karen's gonna give him hell.))

[totallynot_kira]

Well, hello there. I see you dropped by my LJ the other day. My name is Light Yagami, and I work for the Japanese National Police Agency.

[andakillerrack]

The Police? -pales- Excuse me for just one moment. -runs off to hide all of her illegally gained pills-

[totallynot_kira]

....yes?

[andakillerrack]

My name is...Anastacia Beaverhausen and I don't take ANY pills that I got from Mexico, Amsterdam, or the back of Tito's pimpmobile. -nervous giggle-