Gnomebody Here But Us LJers

[andala]

For our next vacation, I have decided to take minn to the five-star Gnome Hotel in Mt. Kailash

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[minn]

My goodness. My brain is exploding with images that are popping up as rapidly as I devour these fantasmic words.

> The beds also serve as a variety of vehicles, such as a sailboat, hot-air balloon, miniature helicopter, and, to the utter mystification of guests, a mobile rubix cube.

Oooh yes! I remember snuggling on the king-size bed day after tomorrow, and then it started shivering and before we knew what was happening, we were in a hot air balloon! What fun!

Hovering momentarily over a river of caramel, we dipped our toes in gooey sweetness as a channel opened up, revealing a beautiful labyrinth encrusted with rainbow-coloured buttons. A silhouette door stumbled against us, and we peeked inside its phantom keyhole to gaze in awe at the cave of crystal stalactites, where marmosets snoozed in pink jars and glow-worms kept sentry.

Jar-Jar Pinks?

[andala]

Don't worry! That's just the subtle effects of amusement. It will grow, until finally it spits out your coffee in a cacophony of guffaws. Completely normal and desirable behavior, I assure you.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a river of caramel to scoop into my mouth.

[xanderx]

you just painted a smile on me so wide my mouth is hurting.

Thanks!

[andala]

Awesome, now I have one too! *BIG GRIN*

[elmo7]

let us know how the day after tomorrow goes...i'm sure it will only be sweeter! ;)

[andala]

If the day after tomorrow is anything like 2 days from now, we'll all have the best yesterday no one will not eventually have had!

[ilenebook]

I don't mind...is that you in the icon? You look modelesque yourself.

[rancor4real]

Thoroughly enjoyable! :)

[andala]

Thank you!