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[andallforone]

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[Yosuke puts his communicator down on the end of his pallet bed. He stares at the currently off device. The temptation to leave it like that is pretty strong, but that would defeat the purpose of his plan. It's a shame his plan is just so damn embarrassing though - it's not like he could even make it a private feed. Then they

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Fuck you I've been playing this on repeat since yesterday.

[mirthfulness]

Turn on the actual music, motherfucker. I don't need to hear your second-hand shit.

It's all I can listen to right now.

[andallforone]

Hey, you forgot the magic word.

[mirthfulness]

...The motherfuck do you mean by that?

[andallforone]

I mean you're one rude asshole, man! But whatever, here: [He takes his headphones off and presses play, holding the mp3 player against the communicator so Gamzee is treated to an uninteruppted version of Nicki Minaj and David Guetta's Turn Me On.]

[mirthfulness]

[Actually pressing his own device to his ear to hear this better. He could use some more music in this place, and this is surprisingly fun to listen to.

The lyrics, though...]

This somethin' you humans use to woo it up with a potential matesprit?

[andallforone]

Mate...spirit? What, like getting an ouija board out to chat it up with some dead people?

[... He sniggers at that image.] I dunno. Some might.

[mirthfulness]

Matesprit, motherfucker. The one you got your pity on with for fillin' pails.

A dead motherfucker can't fill shit.

[andallforone]

Filling pai - Oh! I've heard about this. That little unicorn guy who swears a lot banged on about those a while back.

Uhh... well, I guess some people go out and dance to it and pull someone? So... yeah, I guess so.

[mirthfulness]

Unicorn?

['Guy who swears a lot' would generally be Karkat's designation, but he doesn't get that other descriptor at all.]

[andallforone]

Yeah, y'know, that little screaming gray dude? Well, because he swears so much, my friend had it rigged that his little cousin doesn't hear that since she's too young. She just sees a unicorn prancing around on her communicator. It's hilarious.

[mirthfulness]

[Yep. Karkat.]

I'm tellin' you I don't all got the knowledge on what a unicorn is. So get this motherfucker schoolfed proper.

[andallforone]

Huh? Seriously?

[Who doesn't know what a unicorn is? Who's never seen Nanako's drawi - actually, that's an idea.]

Hold on a sec -
[There's a blip, and then an incoming drawn message...]

[NANAKODRAWSKARKAT.img]

There! It's a horse with a horn on its head that's all magical, y'know?

[mirthfulness]

[Just staring at that image for a bit.]

...Looks all kinda like one of Tavbro's fiduspawn.

[andallforone]

... Aaaaaand now we've switched boats.

Fiduspawn?

[mirthfulness]

You know! Beasts and shit what you all summon and breed and have motherfuckin' match-offs with.

Think he's got cards too.

[andallforone]

Huh, sounds like this thing we've got at home - Pokemon.