Comments | andalusiandog: Someone give Ralph Fiennes an Oscar before he kills again.

andalusiandog

Someone give Ralph Fiennes an Oscar before he kills again.

Feb 18, 2006 12:13

We may never know what televison host/she-beast Star Jones did to incur the wrath of a certain underappreciated British actor. Perhaps she pronounced his name incorrectly (it’s “Rafe”, bitches), perhaps she admitted that no one has actually watched all 16 hours of Schindler's List. But what we do know that after one fell swoop, she was never quite ( Read more... )

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ffarff February 18 2006, 11:47:43 UTC

i need to get me a tv chat show so he can attack me.

andalusiandog February 18 2006, 19:42:18 UTC

I'm sure there are other ways to provoke his lusty rage that don't involve selling your soul to a television station. Like messing up his hair or mentioning that you saw his ass and/or cock in a movie once.

ffarff February 18 2006, 19:43:36 UTC

"I liked your Nazi arse in Schindler List, RAFE!"
he'll be putty in my hands.

itcamefromjapan February 19 2006, 15:26:21 UTC

Michelle is my hero.

wurdsalud February 20 2006, 08:19:47 UTC

i hope that ralph kills them all.
also where do people get off?? am i mistaken or is it not spelled like this RaLph. that's an L. raLph is a damn fine name too. i also like bert.

andalusiandog February 20 2006, 15:32:26 UTC

According to some idiot on imdb.com, “Rafe” was the original pronunciation of “Ralph” way back when it was first invented, but back then, maybe like five people in the entire world could read so really I mean seriously.

It's still better than JOAQUIN Phoenix. How one would finagle Waa-keem out of that random jumble of vowels...I know not.