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[andalusiandog]

Writing is very very hard. Sometimes I do not like to do it, but I have to. My writing right now is very very poor. I tell myself I have all my life to write great things, but what the fuck am I supposed to do in the meantime? Huh? Yeah, self, tell me that, why don'tcha? I must write, I tell you and write well! I try a lot of different things to

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[claudita]

All you've written in your journal so far is funny and/or interesting. Always cool stuff.

You're a cool girl, Michelle.

--whitestripesfan_peru

[andalusiandog]

Claudita, my dear girl, thank you.

freestyle pancakes

[wurdsalud]

the only way to write is to fucking force yourself. I used to sit before blank white computer screens for hours trying to think of something. eventually i'd force myself. then i'd give up and walk away. I noticed that my writing would always come to some sort of sexually tense scene so I decided to write straight porn and it actually came out pretty good. extremely vulgar, disgusting, but well written. I was pretty proud. Couldn't show anybody though for I was too ashamed of the graphic content, but it was still something. So i just continued writing porn, even managed to make a pornographic ghost story (lots of ectoplasm gobbling) but I became frustrated with my inability to write a tender love story like Nicholas Sparks and I gave up. i have never written since. I hope this has encouraged you to write the best gosh-danged story you ever conjured. and finally your floral patterned jacket is quite riveting. was it a thrift store purchase? thrift stores are veritable bonanzas of dead peoples clothes. i myself own countless dead mans

what the what now

[andalusiandog]

i could never write good porn. i could never even get aroused by it. i only get aroused by strange fetish objects such as large bolts of soft cloth and drunken men. the only time i was ever aroused by words was listening to a girl read a section of ulysses that had lots of pink and fluids aloud in class once. so embrassing. PORNOGRAPHIC GHOST STORY?! I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! i bought my jacket at a head shop and it is the most expensive thing i own because it was made by a hairy lady on a collective farm. head shops are crazy places. they always sell smoking apparatus and crazy martial arts weapons; exactly what someone under the influence of marijuana should not have. my mother does not allow me to shop at thrift stores for the exact reason you mentioned. i might get a part of pants that have the gay.

[suzylee333]

That is quite a dapper hat you have there.
[leah]

[andalusiandog]

It's really not.

I would know.

tooth related

[obleakpattern]

this is teethy, did you konw that? TEETHY.
automatic writing is not good people. they always jerk you around, those jerks.
i have automaticly drawn though. interesting results. chipped a tooth.
awesome band-aids!

Re: tooth related

[andalusiandog]

Is teethy good? I know its bad if its a blowjob but this was not.

I ma automatic writing right now. I can't see what I am typing. I seem to be doing okay.

My band-aids aid the band quite well.

Re: tooth related

[obleakpattern]

teethy is definitely a good thing.
im quite fond of teeth, although very picky about teeth as well.

Re: tooth related

[andalusiandog]

my teeth where very expensive, some thing that a typical american would say implies quality.

[obleakpattern]

HEY, did jack keruoac's liver really explode?
if so that is ONE jawsaome FACTOID i did not know.

[andalusiandog]

Yes. It ruptured. And then he drowned on his own blood. Horrible painful death.

[andalusiandog]

Or was it Kafka that drowned on his own blood? I think they both did.