prepare to die laughing

[andawhamybar]

Chuck Norris doesnt have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the crap out of viruses. Thats why Chuck Norris never gets ill.

Comments

[dirtypeyton]

id have to say chuck norris is pretty fucking ill tho

[andawhamybar]

chuck norris jokes for life