FIRST: Just READING that made me feel a little ill. But, I can't help but wonder where the bacon was. lol, when we talked about your three meals and you said breakfast buffet I didn't mean for you to ACTUALLY EAT IT. fool.
SECOND: Dwight Yoakam? Don't diss my man Dwight. He's a baddass. He's tall. He played one of the meanest and scariest motherfuckers I've ever seen in a film. I LOVE HIM. He'll fuck your shit up. With a side of bacon.
You can't make bacon? Jesus Christ. It's called a microwave. Welcome to the amazing technology of 1970s.
And I CLEARLY need to sit you down and rid you of your horrible music programming. ANYONE who knows shit about music will say that Dwight Yoakam is an ass-kicker. Sigh. I have so much work with you. It really would go better if you would fucking listen to me.
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But then, you're not one for extreme amounts of restraint, are you?
Not like me. Because, you know, I didn't have an enormous, five million pound burrito for dinner last night. Or those chips. With the salsa.
Or the giant Raspberry Iced Tea from the ampm down the street, for that matter.
Nope. In fact, I don't even know what an ampm is.
So. Couldn't have happened.
*smirk*
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Or, you know, it would be, if you even knew what an ampm is. Which you don't!
I need a Coke.
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SECOND: Dwight Yoakam? Don't diss my man Dwight. He's a baddass. He's tall. He played one of the meanest and scariest motherfuckers I've ever seen in a film. I LOVE HIM. He'll fuck your shit up. With a side of bacon.
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Well, maybe he should stick to film.
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And I CLEARLY need to sit you down and rid you of your horrible music programming. ANYONE who knows shit about music will say that Dwight Yoakam is an ass-kicker. Sigh. I have so much work with you. It really would go better if you would fucking listen to me.
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And srsly, you're showing your age with that Dwight bullshit.
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Weeell I always did like it I just kept forgetting to watch it.
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