Why Hatter'd Do You Meme

[andcontrarywise]

So I was talking to Itachi:

Hatter:...God, I could make that a meme with Hatter. Not hot or not, or would xe or wouldn't xe, it would be "This is why xe would do you."
Itachi:...I dare you.
Hatter:...You dare me?
Itachi:Yes. I'm 10.
Itachi:DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU

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[lol_intertubes]

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[andcontrarywise]

So you know, Hatter is curious about Raidou in a number of ways. Not the least being his innatubes. I mean, that's different. And weird. And pretty interesting.

So sex is part of that--and wondering what he'd be like if he relaxed. He strikes Hatter as someone who doesn't unwind much, and as I said before, Hatter tends to view things with a somewhat sexual slant.

So the short answer is curiosity, and wanting to see him relax.

[lol_intertubes]

That seems... almost mild, for Hatter.

[andcontrarywise]

It really is, actually. I won't say Raidou is safe where Hatter is concerned, but he rarely touches on stuff that brings out Hatter's really dark side.

[alifeofroses]

\o/

[andcontrarywise]

Sooo... we should thread more, but Sakura's gender presentation pinged, and Hatter is curious about that since gender things are rather relevant to hir interests. Piqued interest is a pretty good reason for Hatter.

Also, the pretty.

Annnnd.... I can't remember your other characters at the moment because I am a winner. |D

[andallthekittns]

Tyki? :U

[andcontrarywise]

Tyki~ You are also on Hatter's top ten. Interest + attraction + a bit of frustration about having to stop after the mistletoe stuff + just being Hatter makes that one a pretty no-brainer, really. Also, Hatter hasn't really trusted Tyki in the past, which ironically, is also a turn on for hir and motivation to get closer.

That may change slightly with Tyki saying he was in Hatter's debt, if only until he pays that off one way or another. But that's less about being sure of him and more that xe suspects he'll be good on his word to a point.

Which doesn't make him less attractive, so...

[my_pleasure]

Hahah, oh, I feel honored. \o\

[rhymeswithgrim]

... THIS IS UNFAIR. I don't think you've talked with any of my characters for more than a few comments. UNLESS SASUKE COUNTS IDK look I just like hearing about how bangable my boys are.

[andcontrarywise]

Okay, first and foremost: Hatter would bang Sasuke to piss off Itachi. Hatter's already pretty sure that's the real way to troll him.

That said, I mean, he's Sasuke. He's all pretty. And Hatter would troll him for the lulz. And he's pretty much bait for creepers in canon. SO YEAH IT'S LIKE THAT.

[necessaryevil]

diaf >(

[thebutlersawed]

Should I ask even though we haven't threaded yet really...

[andcontrarywise]

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE TAGGED YOU.

Damn my eyes.

I would say that Hatter is down with the dramatic psycho thing, just for a start. And hey, pretty, flamboyant. Like I said above, Hatter pings on gender things some because it's relevant to hir interests and experience, and Hatter pinging on something is a very short step from Hatter wanting to touch it.

So. I can safely speculate those would be reasons.

Also lulz. Epic lulz.

[thebutlersawed]

I'M POSTING TOMORROW OR MONDAY you still can!

I like both touching and lulz.

[andcontrarywise]

Oh, I will. u.u b