Nineteen Moans

[anddontbitch]

Bitch more, ladies. I bet if you whine just a little louder, it'll work.

And for the rest of you, papa has a new toy courtesy of the freshly minted Chief of Police.

Comments

[dragonslaving]

That's a pretty big gun you got there.

[anddontbitch]

Yep.

So don't do anything to give me a reason to shove it up your ass.

[dragonslaving]

...I'd like to see you try.

[anddontbitch]

Don't try to tempt me. I'm too disinterested to be tempted.

[lisped]

Will you play with Nel?

[anddontbitch]

What are you, kid? Some kind of terminal masochist?

[lisped]

Nel jutht thought you might like to play with Maki and Nel.

[ooc; lawls, icon speaks the truth.]

[anddontbitch]

Look kid, I'm way too old for hopscotch and I don't have enough money to replace a hip.

[contractorly]

Compensating much?

[anddontbitch]

Could ask you the same.

Asshole.

[contractorly]

Oh? Why would you say that?

[letslip]

Impressive.

[anddontbitch]

I thought it was.

[letslip]

I've forgotten a lot.

What's the range?

[neverbecharity]

You speak directly, how refreshing for once.

So. Think you know something about guns, do you?

[anddontbitch]

I think I know a whole hell of a lot about guns and even more about using them.

[neverbecharity]

And what experience would that be?