I wish I could come up with some witty anecdote to sum up the few weeks I've had at my parent's home, but I lack the ability to think past "ah shit! I have to work tomorrow!"

Does your fiance squirting chemicals into your frickin eyeballs and chucking the bottle at your head constitute a violent relationship?

Well it's official- Christine and I have been together for four years today! Unfortunately the extent of our celebration may be working together on Christine's final paper.

I don't like being sick. I really hate being sick and still having to help Christine with the papers her nazi she-male professor assigns last minute. Fucking crack-whore bitch!!! Gaaahhh!!!! The essays we had to compare and use to answer a completely unrelated question must have been designed to keep you imprisoned in its pages for eternity ( Read more... )

Official Survivor

Congratulations! You scored 77%!

Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the
right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere.
Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive.


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It's no secret that Halloween is my favorite holiday, but Christmas is definately an enjoyable holiday for me. Not only do I get to work crazy hours and make a lot of money, but I also get to sit on my ass and watch brilliant Christmas related flash animation and movies. Here be one of my favorites ( Read more... )

Wow. I am really having a great day today. First I find out that my last class on Wednesday was cancelled. Now I can get to work on time! Second, Work called letting me know that due to a change in the schedule I no longer have to work on Thanksgiving! (I still plan to bring a pie in for everyone working that day.) Now I just found out that I ( Read more... )

You Passed 8th Grade Math
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