What's this "we"-shit, white man?

[andersonisneon]

I don't believe this is happening. Save today's Los Angeles Times and staple a polaroid of yourself sitting in front of your computer, holding up said newspaper and receipt for purchase of film while reading this livejournal update. Date and sign the white strip below the photographic image on the polaroid film and affix the wax seal of your

Comments

[haven_hamilton]

i don't really get it. do you play baseball or something? huh?

[anonymous]

it takes mass amount of skill to hit one out of the park...could it be the encouragement from "mom" on your forearm or the crazy girlfriend?

signed,
girlfriends little sistaaa

ASJ

[rosieisaface]

Anderson,
This is a really annoying livejournal post, and last time I saw you I'm pretty sure you were wearing bright pink. Well, I'm leaving the country until next June in practically no time, and we should hang out, or if not you should give me your address and I will write you love letters.
RCZ
ps- I drove by your work today and practically crashed pointing to it.
pps- what if I had crashed and I crashed right into your desk?!

[ouioui_walrus]

Oh anderson, your girlfriend sounds like a stunna.

Also, you should stop lying on your livejournal. We all know I’m going with you to Santa Fe. I told my dad I had to invest some capital in my man and he thought it sounded like a wonderful idea. See baby bear, everything is going to work out just like we planned.

[ouioui_walrus]

oh &&&

you're really really cute and eye like like love you a lot

[ouioui_walrus]

thirdly, some girl (me) put you on her livejournal. you should check it out.

[anonymous]

your gf is hotter when you dont see her face

[andersonisneon]

I do not like this on my livejournal, I do not agree with your comment because she is so very beautiful, and I think you are just trying to stir up trouble.

[anonymous]

no, i agree. at first i was like, "oh, pretty girl. so nice and thin." and then i saw her face and i spewed chunks all over my keyboard. dhgkjsdhglkjhkjdfhdgdfdfgdfgfgddfggdfgfdgasdgsfggfddfdfhdflgjkhjkdhhhsfg

see, i just wiped them off.

[andersonisneon]

you touched your own chunks? that's sick.