1. You will need One Giant Magnet. It will attract all of your necessary and unnecessary keys and metallic items.
2. Cook and store everything in gallon ice cream tubs. Keep a stack of these next to a pile of lids. The two will always match up!
3. You tell dem bitches to fuck off, that's whatcha do! In person! So don't forget to hunt them down with the sharp side of the knife facing away from you. I think they'll get the point! Hoo-hah!
Yah. I guess this means you've rounded the bend and are presently cruising down Cranky Old Man Lane. Don't worry. Who doesn't love bran flakes?
thanks Sarah, your advice is helpful AND hilarious! I do love bran flakes, but I am NOT a cranky old man... actually I have to think about that one. Maybe I am... I'll get back to you on that.
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2. Cook and store everything in gallon ice cream tubs. Keep a stack of these next to a pile of lids. The two will always match up!
3. You tell dem bitches to fuck off, that's whatcha do! In person! So don't forget to hunt them down with the sharp side of the knife facing away from you. I think they'll get the point! Hoo-hah!
Yah. I guess this means you've rounded the bend and are presently cruising down Cranky Old Man Lane. Don't worry. Who doesn't love bran flakes?
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