the man just said "don't to take"

I found some quotes that might help clarify my stance on stupidity ( Read more... )

Renée and I are getting married. I want to figure out some way to do it over the internet using text so that everyone can participate. Or maybe we'll just have a party at my house and Jaxley can conduct the ceremonies. It won't be legit with the Oh-thor-i-ties, but it should be fun anyways.

I just went parasailing. God damn that was cool shit. It cost me 24700003000000000008 pieces of salt, which is roughly $25 US, but that was some cool shit. It was also the last of my clubing money, which is cool, because I'm going to Barbazul Friday before I leave for Ciudad Federal, and this bitch knows how to enter the Blue Beard "sin pagado".

What's funny is when I burp and all seventy of the monitor screens shake ( Read more... )

If you guys think the American Revolution is pimp, you should check out the fucking Mexican Revolution. That shit was pimp. The Cuban Revolution was cool too, but I think those bitches lost.

Ok, so, basically, Austin Peay lost my god damn application again. That means my student insurance is invalid, not that it matters because I have mommy's blue cross blue shield card, so t'ain't no thang. It's just a pain because I don't actually need to fucking enroll for any reason, but I have to because Mom and Dr. Magrans want me to so that I ( Read more... )

Sup?

I'm going to write a book, lay it out, and put it on cafepress. It's going to be called

OMFG

Cuernavaca!

I'm going to have different sections:
-My personal adventure
-Advice for traveling
-All the Spanish grammar that I've learned
-Mexican slang

So I went to the internet cafe, special trip to hablar con mi novia, and pops calls! No way, right! My father just randomly decided to call my black ass and I was there. How the fuck bout that? So I talked to that bitch for a while, and then I called mom because she had been wanting me to find a way to talk to dad (I can't call long distance from ( Read more... )