Dear Ashley, You make me wet. You should stop crying. Someday I will kill you. You = awesome. If I saw you now I'd be even more wet. I would build an Egyptian pyramid just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my dog. If I could sing you any song it would be "Come Sail away". We could drink Peach Schnopps under the stars. My love for you is like that of an anteater and his ants.
Dear Ashley, You make me _happy beyond belief_. You should _move down here in florida so we can go to college together_. Someday I will _be as skinny as you_. You = _a smile on my face_. If I saw you now I'd _hug you untill my arms fell off, then id hug you with my feet_. I would build a _castle_ just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my breast so that if anyone ever saw them theyd know that they were your boobs and not mine.. then everyone would say that you had big boobs_. If I could sing you any song it would be _that spanish song by shakira that you and ellie did for your spanish project_. We could drink _shirley temples_ under the stars. My love for you is like that of _fat kid and cake_.
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You make me wet. You should stop crying. Someday I will kill you. You = awesome. If I saw you now I'd be even more wet. I would build an Egyptian pyramid just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my dog. If I could sing you any song it would be "Come Sail away". We could drink Peach Schnopps under the stars. My love for you is like that of an anteater and his ants.
Love,
C.S. Lewis
(P.S. Chronicles of narnia come out next wed.)
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You make me _happy beyond belief_. You should _move down here in florida so we can go to college together_. Someday I will _be as skinny as you_. You = _a smile on my face_. If I saw you now I'd _hug you untill my arms fell off, then id hug you with my feet_. I would build a _castle_ just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my breast so that if anyone ever saw them theyd know that they were your boobs and not mine.. then everyone would say that you had big boobs_. If I could sing you any song it would be _that spanish song by shakira that you and ellie did for your spanish project_. We could drink _shirley temples_ under the stars. My love for you is like that of _fat kid and cake_.
Love,
_brittany_
(P.S. _i love you_.)
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