Decapitate me.

[andjay]

Today at work, I brought in the papers as usual.

Also as usual, I scanned the front page and something caught my eye, so I started reading.

I got to the fold and reached for my mouse to scroll down, when my jaw suddenly dropped and I realized that I could no longer live on this planet.

I am too much of a retard.

Comments

[leviathan3k]

I was reading a book once and attempted to use my thumb to scroll the page down.

Yeah.. you're not alone.

[andjay]

we should start a support group :)