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[andmagnifique]

[You may be familiar with Rarity's elegant yet readable cursive, and today it's stretching across the page in a ink that just slightly sparkles.]

If I could have everyone's attention, I would like to remind you that setting your housemate's cat on fire is entirely unacceptable. Opalescence is a very delicate creature, and she does not deserve to

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[fuckilovebooks]

Some people got a little out of hand. It's like they'd never seen bluebell flames before.

I hope your cat is all right.

[andmagnifique]

There's no "like" about it, I'm fairly sure that most of them haven't.

But yes, she's finally calmed down, thank goodness.

[fuckilovebooks]

It's such a basic spell. There's really no excuse for that.

[andmagnifique]

Twilight Sparkle, darling, you'd be surprised at the knowledge of the general populace -- or at least the pyromaniacs.

[grimdarklight]

[Rose has just attached a picture of her own cat engulfed in blue flames, purring happily as if nothing is wrong]

I fail to see the problem, Rarity. Mutie seems to rather like the attention.

[andmagnifique]

That's wonderful for Mutie, but not all felines are so... relaxed.

[grimdarklight]

My condolences to your darling Opal, then. I'm sure she will find herself a little stronger in the wake of the experience.

[andmagnifique]

Are you mocking my Opal, Miss Lalonde? She is already the strongest of cats.

[saving_violins]

[ Mizuki wants that ink but that's besides the point. ]

....Wonder what'd happen if you set fire to an owl.

[andmagnifique]

I would avoid it, dear.

[saving_violins]

But it'd be interesting to see! Wouldn't you think so?

[andmagnifique]

You're still speaking of the unusually safe flames that are outside right now... yes?

[reallyexcellent]

oh nooooooo :(

i am so sorry about opal! is she okay?

[andmagnifique]

She had the fright of her life, but she's fine now, thank you. I don't suppose you saw the culprit?

[reallyexcellent]

no but i will definitely be on the lookout for them now! >:( bullying cats is just low!!

[andmagnifique]

I quite agree! I don't see one good reason why anybody should harass our feline friends.

[magical_stutter]

oH MY GOSH THAT'S TERRIBLE,
uHHH, iS SHE OKAY, wHO WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO A CAT,
iT'S, uHHH, hORRIBLE AND WHOEVER DID IT, sHOULD BE ASHAMED,

,,,sORRY, i DIDN'T MEAN, tO, rANT SO MUCH,,,

[andmagnifique]

Oh no no no, you are all too right! Anybody who doesn't agree with you ought to be given a strict talking to -- by you, if you'd like!