(010) the people all around me → voice post

[andmybow]

It has been a most peculiar day so far. I wish to posit certain facts, as it seems the populaton of this City has lost its basic discretion

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[mollypocket]

If you had a nickname would it be Lego... Lassie?

[andmybow]

I do not think either of those options would constitute a reasonable shortening of my name.

[mollypocket]

What would be then?

[andmybow]

My preference would be the use of my full name as it is.

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[treadingdawn]

Pardon, Legolas. You and Aragorn?

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[andmybow]

It was not a possibility that crossed my mind before a number of human women brought it to my attention that they enjoyed inventing stories in which Aragorn and I were engaged in a relationship with one another.

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[treadingdawn]

But... he's betrothed. That would be dishonorable.

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[andmybow]

I did not get the impression they were particularly worried about such dishonour.

[haleysings]

See, I've tried to tell the fangirls before that it's not like that, but they never listen.

[andmybow]

... Fangirls?

[haleysings]

They're ordinary human girls, transformed into hideous, screeching beasts that want to watch elves copulate.

Well, some of them. Some of the others just like plushies.

[andmybow]

They did not seem like victims transformed by magic or such a thing when I encountered them, though your description does sound most worrisome.

I am afraid, however, that I fail to grasp the concept of plushies. What is such a thing?

[neko142001]

You're my favorite from the series~

[andmybow]

What series is it you are referring to?

[neko142001]

The Lord of the Rings.

[andmybow]

Are those, then, the tales of my companions and I that have been mentioned to me?

[sirarie]

It's Greenleaf Greenleaf~!

[andmybow]

And who, then, are you?

[sirarie]

Parka Parka?

The long hair works surprisingly well for you, I've got to say.

[andmybow]

I have always carried my hair in this way.