This is how slow Cape Breton is

[andr007]

Today on my drive into work, the news came on the radio. For the most part, it was the same useless drivel as usual, until the last story:

Superhero Spider-Man publicly reveals his true identity for the first time in a new comic book

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[efdubya]

Wait... if Parker is Spider-Man, then who the hell is Bruce Banner? I've been sending him red suits for weeks! I gotta listen to the news more, I guess.