Dear Andrew, I loathe you. You have a nice ______. You make me barf in my own mouth. You should die in a grease fire. Someday I will barf in my mouth again, on account of you. You + me = barf. If I saw you now I'd very likely barf in my own mouth. I want to stab you. I would build a rocket ship directed at the sun just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be "F.O.D. We could shoot you into the sun under the stars. Sincerely, HATE! (P.S. That hate is directed at you.)
The "if you were a soccer coach" one.efdubyaApril 2 2007, 11:05:17 UTC
Dear Andrew, I appreciate you. You have a nice strategy. You make me try harder. You should start a team. Someday I will dedicate MVP to you. You + me = a winning team. If I saw you now I'd give you a high five. I want to win MVP for you. I would build a MVA award just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be "We are the Champions". We could play some soccer under the stars. Sincerely, Jerry Timmons (P.S. Thanks coach.)
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I loathe you.
You have a nice ______.
You make me barf in my own mouth.
You should die in a grease fire.
Someday I will barf in my mouth again, on account of you.
You + me = barf.
If I saw you now I'd very likely barf in my own mouth.
I want to stab you.
I would build a rocket ship directed at the sun just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be "F.O.D.
We could shoot you into the sun under the stars.
Sincerely,
HATE!
(P.S. That hate is directed at you.)
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I appreciate you.
You have a nice strategy.
You make me try harder.
You should start a team.
Someday I will dedicate MVP to you.
You + me = a winning team.
If I saw you now I'd give you a high five.
I want to win MVP for you.
I would build a MVA award just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be "We are the Champions".
We could play some soccer under the stars.
Sincerely,
Jerry Timmons
(P.S. Thanks coach.)
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